oldsaw
oldsaw SuperDork
8/2/11 11:10 p.m.

Or, out in the parking lot; a new menu offering from Dunkin Donuts:

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/08/02/rockaway-dunkin-donuts-worker-accused-of-selling-sex-during-late-night-shifts/

AquaHusky
AquaHusky Reader
8/2/11 11:34 p.m.

Some of the comments are funny. Though, it seems they are more interested in the looks of the arrested.

Derick Freese
Derick Freese Dork
8/2/11 11:48 p.m.

Pics or it didn't happen. I have copious amounts of mind bleach available.

fasted58
fasted58 Dork
8/3/11 12:03 a.m.

yea, mugshot is required here

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 Dork
8/3/11 7:08 a.m.

Wow. That would have you thinking twice before you ordered a creme-filled.

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
8/3/11 7:52 a.m.

The best comment (that I saw, I didn't read them all):

Inspector V. Jayjay said: The officer noted a copious amount of krispy kreme on her person and suspected something was a amiss
N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
8/3/11 7:53 a.m.

Feds scooped her out for three weeks apparently.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 Dork
8/3/11 8:00 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Feds scooped her out for three weeks apparently.

I'm hoping you meant "scoped"???

nderwater
nderwater Dork
8/3/11 8:18 a.m.

"DUNKIN YO NUTS" has me crying

N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
8/3/11 8:20 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote:
N Sperlo wrote: Feds scooped her out for three weeks apparently.
I'm hoping you meant "scoped"???

ROFLMFAO. Yep. Autocorrect fail. I <3 My droid.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/3/11 8:12 p.m.

Dayum, and I thought you had to go to Starbuck's to get screwed!

donalson
donalson SuperDork
8/3/11 9:38 p.m.
914Driver wrote: Dayum, and I thought you had to go to Starbuck's to get screwed!

bet it was still cheaper then starbucks...

fasted58
fasted58 Dork
8/3/11 9:55 p.m.

We have tracked down what we believe is the alleged 'Dunkin Donuts' prostitute Melissa Redmond's Facebook. And we have to say, Redmond's Facebook photo is quite seductive. You can see Redmond bending over by a grill in very short schoolgirl skirt, a white top, and long black socks going just below her knees. She looks back at the camera smiling.

Her Facebook indicates she went to Jefferson High School, N.J. in 2000 (which would make her 29-years-old as our news story published). She only has 30-something friends, some from out of state. No word yet if any of her "fans" were treated to her "extra sugar" at Dunkin Donuts.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
8/3/11 9:56 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Feds scooped her out for three weeks apparently.

Ewwwwwwww!!

Drewsifer
Drewsifer Dork
8/4/11 7:56 a.m.

I don't know what the big deal is. That's just good customer service where I come from.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
8/4/11 8:36 a.m.
Lesley wrote:
N Sperlo wrote: Feds scooped her out for three weeks apparently.
Ewwwwwwww!!

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT! LOLZ

But you dream about that cough cutie all you want.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve SuperDork
8/4/11 8:46 a.m.

15-20 minutes in the car? Amateurs.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 Dork
8/4/11 11:13 a.m.
pinchvalve wrote: 15-20 minutes in the car? Amateurs.

If money changed hands, she lost her amateur status.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo Dork
8/4/11 11:39 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote:
pinchvalve wrote: 15-20 minutes in the car? Amateurs.
If money changed hands, she lost her amateur status.

A dollar a minute is good money, right?

Greg Voth
Greg Voth HalfDork
8/4/11 12:17 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote: 15-20 minutes in the car? Amateurs.

No kidding. I could shave that down to 3-5 minutes tops.

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky HalfDork
8/4/11 1:13 p.m.
fasted58 wrote:

I'm sold

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