G_Body_Man
G_Body_Man SuperDork
5/17/17 10:00 p.m.
NGTD
NGTD UberDork
5/17/17 10:08 p.m.

I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
5/17/17 10:12 p.m.
NGTD wrote: I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.

I believe the term is "used inappropriately"

G_Body_Man
G_Body_Man SuperDork
5/17/17 10:13 p.m.

In reply to NGTD:

Who says I'm ever going to stop laughing?

KyAllroad
KyAllroad PowerDork
5/18/17 5:19 a.m.

As someone who has seen a fair bit, I'm reminded each and every day that there is someone, somewhere, who is trying things that would never ever occur to most of the population. And sometimes that ends badly.

trucke
trucke SuperDork
5/18/17 6:47 a.m.
mad_machine wrote:
NGTD wrote: I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.
I believe the term is "used inappropriately"

Now they will come with a warning label.

T.J.
T.J. UltimaDork
5/18/17 7:04 a.m.

Gives a whole new twist on the phrase "sit and spin".

Johnboyjjb
Johnboyjjb Reader
5/18/17 7:05 a.m.
trucke wrote:
mad_machine wrote:
NGTD wrote: I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.
I believe the term is "used inappropriately"
Now they will come with a warning label.

If I purchased anything with the warning label "Don't shove this up your ass" or perhaps even "Do not allow product to enter the rectum", you bet pictures would be taken and laughter would be had.

Kylini
Kylini Dork
5/18/17 7:27 a.m.

I'm just satisfied by the level of detail used by the journalist to describe the incident. It's rare nowadays that an article will delve deeper than the summary and instead circle around the story from a safe distance...like a fidget spinner around this guy's anus.

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 UltimaDork
5/18/17 7:33 a.m.

All i can say is OW!

T.J.
T.J. UltimaDork
5/18/17 8:03 a.m.

That guy needs to lay off the Brawndo.

Mazdax605
Mazdax605 UltraDork
5/18/17 8:14 a.m.
T.J. wrote: That guy needs to lay off the Brawndo.

But, it's what plants crave!!!

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson MegaDork
5/18/17 8:20 a.m.

Poor guy seems to be in a bit of a tail spin and is taking it hard.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/18/17 8:28 a.m.
trucke wrote:
mad_machine wrote:
NGTD wrote: I won't feel bad for him. You shove something like that where it doesn't belong, then you suffer the consequences.
I believe the term is "used inappropriately"
Now they will come with a warning label.

The same one applied to Super Happy Fun Ball: DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH OR RECTUM.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
5/18/17 9:13 a.m.
Kylini wrote: I'm just satisfied by the level of detail used by the journalist to describe the incident. It's rare nowadays that an article will delve deeper than the summary and instead circle around the story from a safe distance...like a fidget spinner around this guy's anus.

Jet skis and jet boats come with a warning about keeping the thrust stream away from your butthole/lady parts. Not just in the manual, but stuck to the outside of the vehicle.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
5/18/17 9:15 a.m.

Not one verifiable fact in the whole (hole?) piece. Smells like fake news.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
5/18/17 9:17 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: Not one verifiable fact in the whole (hole?) piece. Smells like fake news.

Turns out you're right:

http://www.snopes.com/fidget-spinner-fake-news/

I thought it was too unusual that he admitted how it got in there

D2W
D2W Reader
5/18/17 9:50 a.m.

One in a million shot Doc, one in a million.

Wall-e
Wall-e MegaDork
5/18/17 10:07 a.m.

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

Pete Gossett
Pete Gossett MegaDork
5/18/17 12:34 p.m.

I think I'll buy a Sprite or Midget, add some Caddy fins, and sell it as a Spridget-Finner.

Chadeux
Chadeux Dork
5/18/17 12:40 p.m.

There is another one that I believe is less fake where a mother is trying to sue because her daughter got a piece that broke off of one of these stuck in her throat.

In cooler news though, I found out from one of my professors that these don't last long when you put one of these in a vise and spin it with shop air.

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