Finally, the help the people of Haiti have been waiting for

A sign at a yoga studio in San Fransisco

...Well, maybe they could use it as a sleeping pad. Maybe?

What? I thought the sign said Yogi mat.........

Great. My neighborhood was just shook apart. Now I can cry myself to sleep on a used yoga mat that's covered with hippie farts. Thanks.

Appleseed wrote: Great. My neighborhood was just shook apart. Now I can cry myself to sleep on a used yoga mat that's covered with hippie farts. Thanks.

IRLLOLZ

Appleseed wrote: Great. My neighborhood was just shook apart. Now I can cry myself to sleep on a used yoga mat that's covered with hippie farts. Thanks.

or you could get

this girls old mat......

what? Haitians need to improve their flexibility and digestion through ridiculously named poses too!

ignorant wrote:

Appleseed wrote: Great. My neighborhood was just shook apart. Now I can cry myself to sleep on a used yoga mat that's covered with hippie farts. Thanks.

or you could get this girls old mat......

I've got a feeling that her E36 M3 will still stink. I don't know. But it probably does.

^^^ what new canoe salesman use for compressor?????

I've got a feeling that her E36 M3 will still stink. I don't know. But it probably does.

DO NOT talk about my girlfriend like that!

ignorant wrote:

Appleseed wrote: Great. My neighborhood was just shook apart. Now I can cry myself to sleep on a used yoga mat that's covered with hippie farts. Thanks.

or you could get this girls old mat......

I'd say keep the mat, send the pic

GI_Drewsifer wrote: ...Well, maybe they could use it as a sleeping pad. Maybe?

Yes. The mats will be shipped to hospitals, which are over-run with patients, many of whom are sleeping on the floor.

For those who might yearn to smell "hippie farts" contained in a yoga mat, sadly, you will be disappointed: a majority of the ~16M practitioners in the U.S. are white, well-educated, and earn 50%-100% over the median household income. IOW, not hippies. (Oh, and yoga mats are washable...)

procainestart wrote: For those who might yearn to smell "hippie farts" contained in a yoga mat, sadly, you will be disappointed: a majority of the ~16M practitioners in the U.S. are white, well-educated, and earn 50%-100% over the median household income. IOW, not hippies. (Oh, and yoga mats are washable...)

As if their farts smell better than hippies'?

Most of the hippies I know are white, well educated, and now earn 50%- 100% over the median household income.

SVreX wrote: Most of the hippies I know are white, well educated, and now earn 50%- 100% over the median household income.

yep.

And are republicans

MrJoshua wrote: And are republicans

A natural progression of the maturation process.

oldsaw wrote:

MrJoshua wrote: And are republicans

A natural progression of the maturation process.

Sort of... I'm hardly old, but at thirty i've matured alot from where I was at at twenty, I think, (mortgage, married, work many hours) but as I've matured I've become much more liberal with alot of my opinions of things, except fnacially, and gun control. So the statement sort of works.

Joey

joey48442 wrote:

A natural progression of the maturation process.

Sort of... I'm hardly old, but at thirty i've matured alot from where I was at at twenty, I think, (mortgage, married, work many hours) but as I've matured I've become much more liberal with alot of my opinions of things, except fnacially, and gun control. So the statement sort of works.

Joey

An unattributed quote:

"If you're not Liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not Conservative when you're 35, you have no brain."

This does not necessarily reflect the currently accepted definition of a Conservative. Keep in mind that calling someone a Democrat two hundred (plus) years ago was actually an insult to one's character.

oldsaw wrote:

joey48442 wrote:

A natural progression of the maturation process.

Sort of... I'm hardly old, but at thirty i've matured alot from where I was at at twenty, I think, (mortgage, married, work many hours) but as I've matured I've become much more liberal with alot of my opinions of things, except fnacially, and gun control. So the statement sort of works.

Joey

An unattributed quote:

"If you're not Liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not Conservative when you're 35, you have no brain."

This does not necessarily reflect the currently accepted definition of a Conservative. Keep in mind that calling someone a Democrat two hundred (plus) years ago was actually an insult to one's character.

Some people still use it as an insult. I've heard the quote attributed to Churchill, but I dunno. "to be young and not a liberal I to not have a heart, to be old and not be a conservative us to not have a brain". I don't think it's true though.

Joey