First World Problems - list them here.

My helmet is out of date, so I have to decide if I want to pony up the $$$ for a fancy carbon fibre one or not...

My new '16 S1000XR does not have a hydraulic clutch and the stock non-adjustable lever was giving me a difficult time making the reach and pulling it with just 2 fingers so I had to pony up $99 for a Puig fully adjustable shorty lever with a better mechanical advantage.

For part of their Christmas present I got my kids tickets to a three day Buck Brannamann riding clinic. They each have three horses so now they have to decide which one to take. The struggle is real.

calteg wrote: My helmet is out of date, so I have to decide if I want to pony up the $$$ for a fancy carbon fibre one or not...

Perfectly good helmets go "out of date."

My trophy wife fell from the mantle and broke off her bowling arm.

I bought a passenger side window switch for the SE-R and before installing the driver side switch in the SE broke. Now I have to spend another $9 and wait 3-4 days. The beemanity!

I have six SAABs. If you take away the ones that leak coolant, either through head gasket, leaking hoses, heater cores, or the latest, through a malfunctioning thermostat allowing overheating and coolant blowout atop the reservoir, I have no SAABs...

Oakley sent me the wrong pair of sunglasses. They're sending me the right ones still, and theyre letting me keep the old ones. Except they're kinda boring.

I had a top floor hotel room in Manhattan last weekend, but it didn't have a very interesting view.

The restaurant was out of my favorite soda. So they gave me a free drink.

I'm worried that I'm going to be asleep when the baby giraffe falls out.

My toilet doesn't flush everything every time

My favorite farmers market is on hiatus for the winter.

I have to drive almost a mile and half to get my favorite fresh roasted Costa-Rican coffee beans because the coffee shop doesn't deliver.

We bought an espresso machine for work.

I don't like the beans they're using.

In reply to loosecannon:

Well on that point central American immigrants think all of our toilets are like that on first arrival here. Hence finding used tee-pee beside the commode is not uncommon.

My Porsche 911 doesn't run, so I have to drive my Fiesta ST or ride my bike, which is old enough to have a triple ring (xtr ) crankset, and doesn't have rear suspension.

nutherjrfan wrote: In reply to loosecannon: Well on that point central American immigrants think all of our toilets are like that on first arrival here. Hence finding used tee-pee beside the commode is not uncommon.

Flushing toilets have existed for 3000 years yet I have been places that didn't have them. Bicycles have existed for 300 years but I've never been in a place that didn't have bicycles. Some countries need to get their E36 M3 together, literally

My Wife says I'm better in bed than all of my friends...

loosecannon wrote:

nutherjrfan wrote: In reply to loosecannon: Well on that point central American immigrants think all of our toilets are like that on first arrival here. Hence finding used tee-pee beside the commode is not uncommon.

Flushing toilets have existed for 3000 years yet I have been places that didn't have them. Bicycles have existed for 300 years but I've never been in a place that didn't have bicycles. Some countries need to get their E36 M3 together, literally

A bike is much cheaper than a working sewer system.

I used to think that forest fires should be abolished. But now, after reading this thread, I'm not so sure anymore.

Gary wrote: I used to think that forest fires should be abolished. But now, after reading this thread, I'm not so sure anymore.

Only you can prevent forest fires.

I once had to report to hotel management that the chandelier over the bathtub had a bulb out.

APEowner wrote: I once had to report to hotel management that the chandelier over the bathtub had a bulb out.

Been there. Mind you it happened as I was tarzan'ing between the hot tub and bed, so it was partly my fault. That being said, the floor was made of lava at the time.

Woody wrote:

Gary wrote: I used to think that forest fires should be abolished. But now, after reading this thread, I'm not so sure anymore.

Only you can prevent forest fires.

Like I needed something else to worry about.

loosecannon wrote: My toilet doesn't flush everything every time

LOL actual first-world problem Although low-flow toilets do get sold in the third world along with the old-school types, you just have to be careful not to buy them. I have one in the house that I know is for light duty only.