Florida is REALLY strange!

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/02/hazard_on_the_highway_dui_dive.html

4 times legal limit, plus butt plug, plus rear ending another car. Can't add anything to this.

"Fell out" ???? I got nuthin'.

No matter what- you will never, EVER party as hard as that guy.

Since he also "soiled himself," I think people are just interpreting this story in the most negative way possible. He probably just had that thing in there to, uh, plug stuff up.

Margie

He could have been shaving his pubes while driving as well, like that woman a couple years back...

I like this comment at the bottom

of course he stuck an anus plug up his butt while getting drunk---YOU THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO HOLD YOUR LIQUOR THAN TO CORK THE OTHER END

Posted by: ron wilson | February 29, 2012 1:53 PM

Keith, what have you been up to? Woman with "Keith" on her crotch

Thursday night GRM Challenge free pizza and draft beer

"Well officer, when I bent down to get my crack pipe out of the floor my gun fell off of my lap and lodged in my gas pedal forcing me to speed out of control... What do you mean have I been drinking? You’re the trained professional"

With all that fun stuff going on, you'd think he'd be happier in his mug shot.

Someone finally told him that the cops weren't in a role play.