for all those on the go...

add alittle downforce...

Would it cost me $1,000,000 to have my toast a second quicker?

Carson wrote: Would it cost me $1,000,000 to have my toast a second quicker?

haha, you toaster will be up to FIA regulations for next year...

Is there a KERS button for darker toast?

Really folks, I could go on all day.

Edit, I forgot it's a Brawn GP toaster, no KERS.

they should make a Renault one for Piquet Jr, you would be constantly changing out nose cones on your iron...

Needs more cowbells..

If they made a Torro Rosso, you constantly have to have operator changes.

Oh! A Heikki toaster would retire 10 minutes into breakfast.

A Sebastian Vettel toaster would work the best in the rain.

If the Ferrari toaster wasn't the best the rules would be changed to make it so.

You have to use special bread that doesn't come apart at 22,000 RPM.

the toaster has the "Questionable" double diffuser...

By the rules, you'll have to run at least one serving with the optional wheat bread.

The Toaster and the Iron have just announced their own series.

The only toaster currently on the market that requires a concrete countertop.

New at iAmatard.com:

"The art of toasting in the rain"

and

"Speed Secrets: Professional Race Ironing Techniques"

The iron has so much down force it can iron upside down at speed...

Max Mosley denies any toasting.

Rusty_Rabbit84 wrote:

Carson wrote: Would it cost me $1,000,000 to have my toast a second quicker?

haha, you toaster will be up to FIA regulations for next year...

"..and we here at Ferrari belive that the new regulations allow the Braun to toast in a way that should be viewed as contrary to the spirit of the new toasting rules.."

-Luca de Montezemolo

I'm holding out for the coffee maker