iceracer
iceracer SuperDork
3/19/12 10:28 a.m.

Anybody seen the add for a book on how to build a perpetual motion generator, also called a motor. Powered by magnets. Says the oil companies bought up all the patents..

mndsm
mndsm UberDork
3/19/12 10:30 a.m.

Perpetual motion is largely a myth, due to the fact that no one's been able to figure out how to get more energy out than they have to put in.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer PowerDork
3/19/12 10:33 a.m.

procker
procker Reader
3/19/12 10:33 a.m.

Plus, doesn't friction and the heat stuff have something to do with it?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
3/19/12 10:33 a.m.

The only one I know of is the ocean's tide (magnet powered).

nderwater
nderwater UltraDork
3/19/12 10:41 a.m.

Patents be damned -- if there was any such thing as free electricity, North Korea wouldn't be dark at night.

iceracer
iceracer SuperDork
3/19/12 10:52 a.m.

It's called the Johnson Motor. For $47 the book will tell you how to build one. The calling it a motor was the first clue.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
3/19/12 10:53 a.m.
procker wrote: Plus, doesn't friction and the heat stuff have something to do with it?

Oh, no. Newton was all wrong. You just need that book, some magnets and some elbow grease! I got mine from the ad next to the one for X-Ray glasses and sea monkeys in the back of Action Comics.

BBsGarage
BBsGarage HalfDork
3/19/12 11:21 a.m.

Sure its free, but its gonna cost ya.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltraDork
3/19/12 11:39 a.m.

I'll give you anything for free, just give me your credit card number.

Sky_Render
Sky_Render Reader
3/19/12 11:57 a.m.
iceracer wrote: Anybody seen the add for a book on how to build a perpetual motion generator, also called a motor. Powered by magnets. Says the oil companies bought up all the patents..

There's this thing called Thermodynamics... It's a total bitch.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut UltraDork
3/19/12 12:23 p.m.
nderwater wrote: Patents be damned -- if there was any such thing as free electricity, North Korea wouldn't be dark at night.

Quality post.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic UltimaDork
3/19/12 12:28 p.m.

Dr. Hess
Dr. Hess UltimaDork
3/19/12 12:29 p.m.
Sky_Render wrote: There's this thing called Thermodynamics... It's a total bitch.

Laws are made to be broken. Duh.

slopecarver
slopecarver New Reader
3/19/12 1:06 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: The only one I know of is the ocean's tide (magnet powered).

Actually gravity powered, by the moon.

I was in the apartment hot tub a while back and a guy was convinced that an inventor had developed a way to get multiple horsepower for a long time out of a few 9V batteries. It was a newman motor. Apparently you can convert copper directly into electricity

spitfirebill
spitfirebill SuperDork
3/19/12 1:19 p.m.
Dr. Hess wrote:
Sky_Render wrote: There's this thing called Thermodynamics... It's a total bitch.
Laws are made to be broken. Duh.

That's the laws of man. Laws of nature aren't to be trifled with.

FlightService
FlightService SuperDork
3/19/12 1:21 p.m.
Dr. Hess wrote:
Sky_Render wrote: There's this thing called Thermodynamics... It's a total bitch.
Laws are made to be broken. Duh.

Hess, these aren't traffic laws...

Jay
Jay SuperDork
3/19/12 1:48 p.m.

^^ I went looking for those pics and ended up wasting over an hour on that site re-reading everything. Click through if you dare.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
3/19/12 2:02 p.m.

I can't believe nobody's posted this:

stuart in mn
stuart in mn UberDork
3/19/12 2:31 p.m.

Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
Homer: [scoffs] I know. And this perpetual motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster.
Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome. [looks out window]
Bart: [creepy voice] Hello, Mother dear.
Marge: [closing the curtains] That's it: we have to get them back to school.
Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa! Get in here. [Lisa walks in, chuckling nervously] In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

RossD
RossD UltraDork
3/19/12 2:36 p.m.
stuart in mn wrote: Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa! Get in here. [Lisa walks in, chuckling nervously] In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

That's what I was thinking.

cwh
cwh UberDork
3/19/12 2:48 p.m.

Check this out. SOMEBODY thinks it works.

http://www.rexresearch.com/johnson/1johnson.htm

nderwater
nderwater UltraDork
3/19/12 3:24 p.m.
rexresearch-dot-com wrote: The Rex Research Civilization Kit ... It's Your Best Bet & Investment in Sustainable Humanity on Earth ...

Looks legit.

Seriously though. If it worked, and the plans were right there on the internet, everybody - from the Iranians to PETA to the Mythbusters - would be all over this ish.

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