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^This
Some friends and I did something similar before. We tied our drunk buddy up and drove him home . . .
Gotta do whatcha gotta do . . .
Holy crap, that makes this even better. Mad respect to that friend. I know a lot of people don't like talking about drunk driving to friends, and it takes a lot of guts to choke your friend out to stop them from driving.
That's a true friend, along with the one who will take your keys. There's not a whole lot of those around any more, it seems.
Shoot, that's a good friend.
Had a fight for the same reasons once but it wasn't anywhere near that clean. I have to wear glasses now because the drunk stuck his thumb in my eye (and bit a chunk out of my chest). It got worse when the idiot found his keys while we were cleaning up my chest mess and promptly drove his Corrado into a tree (didn't even make it 50ft).
I guess that's what two bottles of southern comfort do to you. We ended up wrestling again but eventually the cab arrived and hauled him off. ($80)
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