Thought I'd put this here, interesting CL ad:
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/jwl/4035839062.html
Frickin awesome.
Definitely a "best of..." candidate.
Love this- "Key words: bitch, diamond engagement ring, misery, princess cut, princess wife, wedding, glad I didn't buy her fake tits, white gold, cheater, yellow gold"
"Key words: bitch, diamond engagement ring, misery, princess cut, princess wife, wedding, glad I didn't buy her fake tits, white gold, cheater, yellow gold"
Or a GTO. Not one of the new crappy looking GTO's. The old ones. The ones that were made when satan was born as a woman.
Lol
'For you guys out there in love who can't seem to pull the trigger....I get it. You were up late last night watching Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull thinking this thing has some bad ju-ju that a whip and a kick ass hat can't fix. This glittery wonderland has less of a bad thing going on than eating sushi from a gas station reach in cooler. If it makes you feel better, I'll go halfsies on a priest with exorcism experience or a gypsy woman with some magic dust.'
That so reached the spot for me right now. I cannot stop laughing. Someone needs to buy this guy a drink.
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