mattmacklind
mattmacklind UltimaDork
9/3/13 2:19 p.m.

Thought I'd put this here, interesting CL ad:

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/jwl/4035839062.html

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
9/3/13 2:26 p.m.

Frickin awesome.

Definitely a "best of..." candidate.

Love this- "Key words: bitch, diamond engagement ring, misery, princess cut, princess wife, wedding, glad I didn't buy her fake tits, white gold, cheater, yellow gold"

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
9/3/13 2:26 p.m.

FTMFW

Jerry
Jerry Dork
9/3/13 2:26 p.m.

"Key words: bitch, diamond engagement ring, misery, princess cut, princess wife, wedding, glad I didn't buy her fake tits, white gold, cheater, yellow gold"

nicksta43
nicksta43 SuperDork
9/3/13 2:32 p.m.

Or a GTO. Not one of the new crappy looking GTO's. The old ones. The ones that were made when satan was born as a woman.

Lol

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
9/3/13 2:33 p.m.

That's friggin awesome.

xflowgolf
xflowgolf HalfDork
9/3/13 2:35 p.m.

LOL'd multiple times.

fritzsch
fritzsch HalfDork
9/3/13 2:36 p.m.

Loved it and sent it to a coworker.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks PowerDork
9/3/13 2:39 p.m.

Hahahahahaha

Wait...what?!

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
9/3/13 2:48 p.m.

'For you guys out there in love who can't seem to pull the trigger....I get it. You were up late last night watching Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull thinking this thing has some bad ju-ju that a whip and a kick ass hat can't fix. This glittery wonderland has less of a bad thing going on than eating sushi from a gas station reach in cooler. If it makes you feel better, I'll go halfsies on a priest with exorcism experience or a gypsy woman with some magic dust.'

JoeyM
JoeyM Mod Squad
9/3/13 2:54 p.m.

I want to subscribe to his newsletter.

Sine_Qua_Non
Sine_Qua_Non Reader
9/3/13 3:37 p.m.

I'd nominate him for him President.

fanfoy
fanfoy HalfDork
9/3/13 6:58 p.m.

That so reached the spot for me right now. I cannot stop laughing. Someone needs to buy this guy a drink.

stroker
stroker Dork
9/3/13 8:24 p.m.

Flagged and gone. Anyone save a screen capture?

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