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Tom Suddard
Tom Suddard Director of Marketing & Digital Assets
9/25/19 6:43 p.m.

Dead Leppard?

 

Tony Sestito
Tony Sestito PowerDork
9/25/19 7:09 p.m.

Möwerhead.

Tony Sestito
Tony Sestito PowerDork
9/25/19 7:09 p.m.

BTW, This is so berking METAL. 

pilotbraden
pilotbraden UltraDork
9/26/19 12:43 a.m.

Rover Mower performed by throbbing gristle. 

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/26/19 5:55 a.m.
java230 said:

Finallylaugh

It’s really just been a struggle to find the damned mowers. Finally found a guy with a yard full of them on the way to AMP. With ZERO NEGOTIATION he went from $200 to $125. When my brother went to pick them up he asks the guy “$125 for the 4, right?” Dude replies “Weeeeeeelp...I suppose I could let em go for EIGHTY.”

I told my brother he’s a punk for not replying “Fill em up with gas and load em on the truck for me, and you got yourself a deal!” 

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse PowerDork
9/26/19 8:07 a.m.

4 mowers * 5 HP each = 15,000 Watts of MOWING POWAH.  

"Cuts Grass; Hauls Ass"

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/26/19 3:48 p.m.

In reply to volvoclearinghouse :

“Kickin Bob Costas, and eatin a$$.”

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
9/26/19 4:18 p.m.

Four Mower Dick Punch.

Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
9/26/19 5:05 p.m.
Appleseed said:

Four Mower Dick Punch.

That needs to be a band name. Id buy a ticket!

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
9/26/19 5:48 p.m.

Translate it into a different language for that continental feel. Four Mower dick punch becomes: Vier mäher schwanz punsch

The lazy father's cheat becomes: Der Betrüger des faulen Vaters

And so on.

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/27/19 5:59 a.m.

In reply to Brett_Murphy :

1. I like it.

2. There’s actually a total of 5 mowers sooooo...”fünf mäher schwanz punsch?”

3. I thought “schwanz” meant something...”different?”

D: If you google “Vier mäher schwanz punsch,” this thread comes up first, so yeah, I’ll get the vinyl cut for the disco.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
9/27/19 10:35 a.m.

schwanzpunsch should definitely be a band name or a swear word filter replacement

JohnInKansas
JohnInKansas SuperDork
9/27/19 11:42 a.m.
poopshovel again said:

D: If you google “Vier mäher schwanz punsch,” this thread comes up first, so yeah, I’ll get the vinyl cut for the disco.

I'm getting the cutter out this evening anyway... How big do you want? I'm envisioning bottom of the doors, full length between wheel arches.

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
9/27/19 1:04 p.m.

"Fünf mäher schwanzpunsch"is my favorite thing today so far. 

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltimaDork
9/27/19 1:05 p.m.

Also: Schwanz

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/27/19 3:33 p.m.
JohnInKansas said:
poopshovel again said:

D: If you google “Vier mäher schwanz punsch,” this thread comes up first, so yeah, I’ll get the vinyl cut for the disco.

I'm getting the cutter out this evening anyway... How big do you want? I'm envisioning bottom of the doors, full length between wheel arches.

I love this bar. Let me measure the rear window and/or rear bumper tonight.

I informed mama that creekhouse projects will have to cease until the schwanzpunsch is fully operational. Let’s see how that plays out.

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/27/19 4:49 p.m.

Also, be on your guard. #schwanzpunsch will be the new “Bangkok” at the Challenge.

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/27/19 5:00 p.m.
Brett_Murphy said:

Also: Schwanz

Gotcha. I was thinking “Schwartza” a’la Mel Brooks/Jackie Mason.

 

JohnInKansas
JohnInKansas SuperDork
9/27/19 8:12 p.m.

In reply to poopshovel again :

Design drawn up and converted to vector. I'm limited to 8 or 9 inches wide, but the current design is 8"x30". Or about perfect for a back window or windshield banner.

We ARE working with FIVE, not FOUR, correct?

 

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/28/19 5:36 a.m.

In reply to JohnInKansas :

Correct. 30”W X 4” tall would be perfect. Mama has to drive this thing too. cheeky

Woody
Woody MegaDork
9/28/19 7:09 a.m.

In reply to poopshovel again :

Can we get a confirmed finger count before you start this project?

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/28/19 4:30 p.m.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
9/28/19 6:25 p.m.

In reply to poopshovel again :

You owe me an assist for lobbing up that softball. We all saw that one coming. 

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/29/19 12:27 p.m.

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
9/29/19 12:28 p.m.

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