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GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/1/14 12:25 p.m.

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/01/us/intruder-kills-chickens/

Random-ass crime of the day.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/1/14 12:29 p.m.
In a statement, Foster Farms calls the random act of violence an "unconscionable act of animal cruelty."

Not unlike placing them on a conveyor belt and feeding them into a beheading machine on the way to the plucking thresher! (minus the delicious output though...)

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
10/1/14 12:35 p.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

Having them live short and brutal lives just to be thrown away is waaaaaay worse having them live short and brutal lives in order to be eaten.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
10/1/14 12:37 p.m.

must ... resist ... must ...

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/1/14 12:44 p.m.
Duke wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: Having them live short and brutal lives just to be thrown away is *waaaaaay* worse having them live short and brutal lives in order to be eaten.

For me, sure. For the chickens... I'm not sure they make that distinction. It is high irony tosay the least when the chicken chopping mill complains about how some chickens got killed in a different way than they were about to be killed. Why not just say "shiny happy people cost us some bucks!"

I expect there will be a cow massacre very soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QackOxe64yM

berkeleying Japanese.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
10/1/14 12:48 p.m.

Golfclub Chickendeath? Didn't they play with Trailer Park Bouncy Castle on the last BillyCore tour?

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/1/14 12:52 p.m.

Who wants Chick-Fil-A for LUNCH?

Grizz
Grizz UltraDork
10/1/14 12:55 p.m.

There has been an increase in chickens wandering into my yard and being annoying, so berkeley chickens.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/1/14 12:59 p.m.
Grizz wrote: There has been an increase in chickens wandering into my yard and being annoying, so berkeley chickens.

do you live in downtown seattle? I saw a "lost chicken" poster the other day.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
10/1/14 1:14 p.m.

for what is worth.. Foster Farms does claim it was the first major U.S. poultry producer to earn the American Humane Certification.

Not sure where that Certification comes from.. but I guess they treat their chickens a little better than most places

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/1/14 1:16 p.m.
Grizz wrote: so berkeley chickens.

dculberson
dculberson UberDork
10/1/14 1:17 p.m.

Seriously whoever did this is disturbed. Nobody normal gets enjoyment out of killing a bunch of things for no reason other than the killing. Ugh.

Grizz wrote: There has been an increase in chickens wandering into my yard and being annoying, so berkeley chickens.

I think that would be uncomfortable for the chickens, and illegal in some - but not all! - states.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/1/14 1:19 p.m.

Was the golf club kosher?

Grizz
Grizz UltraDork
10/1/14 1:30 p.m.
dculberson wrote:
Grizz wrote: There has been an increase in chickens wandering into my yard and being annoying, so berkeley chickens.
I think that would be uncomfortable for the chickens, and illegal in some - but not all! - states.

I'm not allowed at petting zoos.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/1/14 1:46 p.m.
dculberson wrote: Seriously whoever did this is disturbed. Nobody normal gets enjoyment out of killing a bunch of things for no reason other than the killing. Ugh.

Deese muthercluckers was tryin' ta Eoonionize. It had ta be done in a way what sendz a message. See?

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
10/1/14 4:20 p.m.

they can't unionize.. they is too chicken!

iceracer
iceracer PowerDork
10/1/14 5:17 p.m.

Maybe he was just practicing his swing and didn't have any golf balls.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
10/2/14 8:07 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
10/2/14 8:40 a.m.
mad_machine wrote: caught them! I adult and 3 teens do the chicken dance

Teens? Would have thought they would have been more choking these chickens rather than beating them.. but .........

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
10/2/14 9:33 a.m.
mad_machine wrote: for what is worth.. Foster Farms does claim it was the first major U.S. poultry producer to earn the American Humane Certification. Not sure where that Certification comes from.. but I guess they treat their chickens a little better than most places

not sure I understand the concept of "Humane" killing v. un-humane killing …. dead is dead

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
10/2/14 9:35 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote:
mad_machine wrote: caught them! I adult and 3 teens do the chicken dance
Teens? Would have thought they would have been more choking these chickens rather than beating them.. but .........

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/2/14 9:35 a.m.
wbjones wrote: not sure I understand the concept of "Humane" killing v. un-humane killing …. dead is dead

For example a guillotine is more humane than draw-and-quartering.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/2/14 9:36 a.m.
Fueled by Caffeine wrote:
mad_machine wrote: caught them! I adult and 3 teens do the chicken dance
Teens? Would have thought they would have been more choking these chickens rather than beating them.. but .........

They weren't choking the chickens, but they were beating the meat!

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
10/2/14 9:44 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
wbjones wrote: not sure I understand the concept of "Humane" killing v. un-humane killing …. dead is dead
For example a guillotine is more humane than draw-and-quartering.

not really … dead's dead

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/2/14 9:45 a.m.
wbjones wrote:
GameboyRMH wrote:
wbjones wrote: not sure I understand the concept of "Humane" killing v. un-humane killing …. dead is dead
For example a guillotine is more humane than draw-and-quartering.
not really … dead's dead

Well I dunno about you, but if I had to be killed I'd prefer a method far to the "humane" side of the spectrum.

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