Got shmbo with the blinker fluid

LOL she called the Dealer....... I Rock..lol

BARNCA wrote: LOL she called the Dealer....... I Rock..lol

While you may rock, you will be sleeping alone and on the coach with dirty clothes once the clean ones run out.

In reply to carguy123:

i do the laundry... haha...

I once got a friend of mine's SWMBO with the winter air vs. summer air in her a3- She actually took it to Audi. She won't talk to me anymore. I'm pretty sure he got in hot water too- he was sitting there when I did it.

Two words for you: Lorena Bobbitt. To quote the literary masterpiece Enter Sandman "Sleep with one eye open, clutching your pillow tight."

Can't you try that on your sister or a neighbor's wife? Sex by yourself just isn't the same.

EDIT: Sorry Barnca, got it. I see you're a DORK!

I jumped out from around a corner once to scare the wife, back when we first started dating. She punched me in the sternum hard enough I practically keeled. It's been a decade and I still don't mess with her.

Don't berk with SWMBO.

Someone say my name?

SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: Someone say my name?

Nice.

I would never prank SWMBO like that

I got my best friend in high school with the mattress tag removal prank. I was all, "Oh E36 M3, you didn't take the tag off did you? What about when the county comes by for inspection?! They're going to make you get rid of your mattress!"