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96DXCivic
96DXCivic Dork
3/31/10 10:51 p.m.

What great men had beards? I thought of Abe Lincoln, Chuck Norris and most of ZZ Top.

4eyes
4eyes Reader
3/31/10 10:57 p.m.

Hank Williams Jr.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
3/31/10 11:01 p.m.

George Clooney. Sometimes.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
3/31/10 11:07 p.m.

Me

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
3/31/10 11:08 p.m.

96DXCivic
96DXCivic Dork
3/31/10 11:14 p.m.

^Hey I have some of that in my fridge.

mtn
mtn SuperDork
3/31/10 11:30 p.m.

Shelbey Foote.

The_Jed
The_Jed Reader
3/31/10 11:37 p.m.

Zach Galifianakis

modernbeat
modernbeat HalfDork
4/1/10 12:16 a.m.

I like the license plate. You'd have to be "great" to get that plate in Cali.

We didn't do too well at this regatta. Guess I don't make the cut. I'm the guy with the hair...

Jay
Jay Dork
4/1/10 12:23 a.m.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
4/1/10 6:55 a.m.

Ed "Too Tall" Jones.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' Reader
4/1/10 7:12 a.m.

Next time, vote for soap.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
4/1/10 7:23 a.m.

Fer teh wyn

stroker
stroker Reader
4/1/10 8:15 a.m.

Sebastian Cabot (aka Mr. French)?

Brian Blessed?

Grant? R.E.Lee?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
4/1/10 8:49 a.m.

James Clerk Maxwell

Probably the single most important man since Newton. His work is the backbone that made the enslavement of the electron to do our bidding possible.

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson HalfDork
4/1/10 8:52 a.m.

Darwin

SVreX
SVreX SuperDork
4/1/10 9:19 a.m.

Apparently this is the place where Darwin, Jesus, Carl Marx, Fidel Castro, Osama Bin Laden, Grizzly Adams, Nancy Pelosi, and Bluto all merge.

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar Reader
4/1/10 9:40 a.m.
96DXCivic wrote: ...and most of ZZ Top.

Technically all of ZZ Top. The drummer's name is Frank Beard. He had one on his chin in the '70's (see the Deguello album) but decided having one as his name was good enough.

Jay
Jay Dork
4/1/10 10:05 a.m.

ReverendDexter
ReverendDexter Dork
4/1/10 10:06 a.m.

Wait, how has no one metioned Epic Beard Man yet? (search on youtube if you don't get the reference) Or The Dude?

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
4/1/10 3:31 p.m.

Scott Lear
Scott Lear Production Editor
4/1/10 3:53 p.m.

Ashley and I were at Denver airport a couple weeks ago, and as we were waiting for our flight to board, the Southwest gate lady came over the PA with an announcement regarding a found cellphone. "We found somebody's iPhone," she said. "The background just says, 'The Dude Abides.'"

A long-haired kid in black jeans and a black t-shirt sheepishly laughed and got up to go retrieve his phone.

SupraWes
SupraWes Dork
4/1/10 5:03 p.m.

Epic Beard Man, I'm not gonna get on his bad side, he wins!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OnhnvczTk

fastasleep
fastasleep Reader
4/1/10 8:21 p.m.

The end of this thread:

CHUCK M-F'N NORRIS

-Les

Wally
Wally SuperDork
4/1/10 8:26 p.m.

The heavyweight class at my model car club

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