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Ranger50
Ranger50 SuperDork
6/4/12 9:20 a.m.

http://northdallasgazette.com/2012/06/01/man-dies-after-threesome-sex-wife-wins-5-million-malpractice-lawsuit/

I believe if I have to die that is a damn good way to go!!!

oldsaw
oldsaw PowerDork
6/4/12 9:34 a.m.

You did read that the group-grope included TWO men and one woman, right?

Ranger50
Ranger50 SuperDork
6/4/12 9:38 a.m.

Article doesn't say if the friend is male or female....

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
6/4/12 9:39 a.m.

A little devil's threesome action?

Wally
Wally UltimaDork
6/4/12 9:45 a.m.

In reply to oldsaw:

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.

Dr. Peter Venkman: What?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?

Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.

Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Salanis
Salanis PowerDork
6/4/12 10:11 a.m.

“In picking the jury, I had to delve into uncomfortable areas that were at the heart of our case such as adultery, threesomes, infidelity and immigration. Our backs were up against the wall but we gave it all that we had for our client.”

Hahahaha!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
6/4/12 10:16 a.m.

Glow in the dark condoms? Lets play some Star Wars!

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle Reader
6/4/12 10:22 a.m.

There are worse ways to go. I figured this as a jealous murder and not a chunky-monkey that cant handle some "fun."

Kendall_Jones
Kendall_Jones HalfDork
6/4/12 10:32 a.m.
oldsaw wrote: You did read that the group-grope included TWO men and one woman, right?

It aint gay if its a 3 way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
6/4/12 2:24 p.m.

Total protonic reversal!

pinchvalve
pinchvalve PowerDork
6/4/12 2:33 p.m.

SO the doctor said, you are in bad shape, you need more tests to see how bad, see me in 8 days. And the guys couldn't wait that long to have a threesome? Why not chill out for a week, take the tests, get treated, then have the threesome? It's not like they are once-in-a-lifetime events or something. They are about as hard to arrange finding a Starbucks.

pilotbraden
pilotbraden Dork
6/4/12 3:53 p.m.

In reply to pinchvalve:

I will be the devil's advocate on your post, it is a good thing he got that 3 way in. He didn't have time to wait on the doctor's tests

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 SuperDork
6/4/12 4:00 p.m.

It's got to be better than getting run over by a dump truck.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade SuperDork
6/4/12 4:17 p.m.

Dead is Dead.

Pete240Z
Pete240Z UltraDork
6/4/12 5:00 p.m.
Kendall_Jones wrote:

It aint gay if its a 3 way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

That's kinda funny.

ditchdigger
ditchdigger SuperDork
6/4/12 7:16 p.m.

Mr. Tom Heinl's take on the 3 way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8jNAGWVMK0

He is a local guy and pretty damned awesome.

Mental
Mental PowerDork
6/4/12 7:33 p.m.

My wife would have me revived, in order to kill me properly

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro SuperDork
6/4/12 7:55 p.m.

I've had some twosomes!

And....

A whole lot of onesomes...

internetautomart
internetautomart SuperDork
6/4/12 8:15 p.m.

In reply to Trans_Maro:

TMI on the onesomes

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku SuperDork
6/4/12 9:54 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote: ..... It's not like they are once-in-a-lifetime events or something. They are about as hard to arrange finding a Starbucks.

The voice of experience?

Wally
Wally UltimaDork
6/4/12 10:51 p.m.

I missed threesomes and went right to the occasional foursome

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro SuperDork
6/4/12 10:55 p.m.

In reply to internetautomart:

It's like McDonalds...

Everybody goes there but no-one admits it.

T.J.
T.J. PowerDork
6/4/12 11:06 p.m.

This reminds me of a video I saw on Tosh.0 the other day.

Derick Freese
Derick Freese SuperDork
6/4/12 11:14 p.m.
Gearheadotaku wrote:
pinchvalve wrote: ..... It's not like they are once-in-a-lifetime events or something. They are about as hard to arrange finding a Starbucks.
The voice of experience?

I think some tips need to be shared here...

T.J.
T.J. PowerDork
6/4/12 11:16 p.m.

Shared tips during a threesome is not my bag baby.

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