The_Jed
SuperDork
8/17/13 11:27 a.m.
Strange in that it was mostly normal and didn't involve hyper-active, tri-sexual Smurfs.
In the dream Jeremy Clarkson and I were scoping out one of these:
![](http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4132/5054625147_b814e281e4_o.jpg)
...it was the same color, and he was looking to buy it.
I popped the hood and it had what looked like an Olds V8 set about 6" back from the center line of the front wheels. The engine was carbureted, the block and heads had been painted red while the air cleaner lid and valve covers were chrome. The interior had 4 yellow bucket seats set up in a 2+2 arrangement with 4-point harnesses.
He bought it and drove off, then I woke up feeling somewhat cheated. He didn't say, "In the world...".
I've had Top Gear themed dreams too. ![](/media/img/icons/smilies/crazy-18.png)
The one that I remember most vividly invloved building ZAVs to escape post zombie apocalypse London.
I had a dream last night that I broke my hootus off.
Everything that happened after that made the dream even weirder. ![](/media/img/icons/smilies/googly-18.png)
The_Jed wrote:
Strang in that it was mostly normal and didn't involve hyper-active, tri-sexual Smurfs.
Forget about Jeremy Clarkson, that only proves you watch too much tv. I want to know more about the hyper-active, tri sexual Smurfs.
pres589
SuperDork
8/17/13 1:25 p.m.
Rare for me to have car dreams. However, last night there was my family's old '79 Delta 88, and I added black Bassetts and some Bushwacker-esque flares. And it was somehow cool.
The_Jed
SuperDork
8/17/13 2:36 p.m.
carguy123 wrote:
The_Jed wrote:
Strang in that it was mostly normal and didn't involve hyper-active, tri-sexual Smurfs.
Forget about Jeremy Clarkson, that only proves you watch too much tv. I want to know more about the hyper-active, tri sexual Smurfs.
Actually I haven't watched top gear in a REALLY long time. 90% of the time I watch T.V. it's a kid show since I'm at home with my kids all day. Lately we've been watching 1 episode of River Monsters per day. My kids and I LOVE it!
The details of the smurf thing are best kept between me and my therapist. ![](/media/img/icons/smilies/crazy-18.png)
So your therapist is a Smurf?
Thats some smurfed up stuff.
When I dream of cars its usually a bad dream.
The Smurf you say? How Smurf you to not Smurf the Alfa from Clarkson. Nothing Smurf can come from this.
Dreaming about Jeremy Clarkson? Less weird than crazy sex with Smurfs.
Lay off the Dagwoods before bed!
Woody
MegaDork
8/17/13 9:11 p.m.
Once, while on vacation, I had a very detailed dream in which I completely, and correctly, field stripped and reassembled a Walther PPK.
I have never owned a Walther PPK.
Woody wrote:
Once, while on vacation, I had a very detailed dream in which I completely, and correctly, field stripped and reassembled a Walther PPK.
I have never owned a Walther PPK.
You were channeling someone who at that very moment was field stripping a Walther, probably in some godforsaken hell hole half way around the world and having his Walther fully operational was very important to him.
Some say his dreams involve Smurfs. Others say his attention to engine detail while dreaming was proof he was from another planet. All we know is, we call him The_Jed. ![](/media/img/icons/smilies/crazy-18.png)
The_Jed
SuperDork
8/18/13 5:33 p.m.
In reply to EastCoastMojo:
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