All my cars are old
Including my lovely wife
But she makes me smile
All my cars are old
Including my lovely wife
But she makes me smile
"But she makes me smile!"
"Not me", said the scowling wife.
"Sell that piece of E36 M3."
"Sell that piece of E36M3"
OK, fine. I will. But,
There is another
There is another
Used to do a little but
Little got more, more
Little got more, more
Again, I'm completely lost
Sucks I'm a boomer
Sucks I'm a Boomer
I'd rather be a Sooner
Nobody else cares.
Nobody else cares.
Old Triumph rotting away.
Wish I could save it.
Wish I could save it
Still paying student loans off
Probably never
Probably never
Buy a low cost Datsun Z
maybe a five ten?
maybe a five ten?
put the crack pipe down old man
P T Cruiser then?
PT Cruiser, then?
A lamentable car, and...
The world's worst haiku.
The world's worst haiku
Dad, you counting syllables?
yes, car guy haiku
Yes, car guy haiku.
Artist: Datsun310Guy
I cannot compete.
I cannot compete
I'm on vacation this week
wife inside gift shop
Wife inside gift shop
Need to hide the credit card
Bill was just paid up.
Bill was just paid up
4Runner gassed and loaded
He's eastbound and down
He's eastbound and down,
But Coors is sold everywhere.
I'll just have a Coke.
I'll just have a Coke
All that trouble for some Coors?
It's just not that good
It's just not that good,
but people don't buy the car;
They buy the payment.
They buy the payment
Nissan crowding my bumper
Putting on makeup
Putting on makeup
Don't you tell her how to drive
Live, laugh, crash, repeat
Live, laugh, crash, repeat
The lives of a rallycar,
Rein*car*nation
Rein*car*nation
I should build another one
Learn from past mistakes
Learn from past mistakes
How it is supposed to work
I have made a bunch
I have made a bunch:
Mistakes, messes, some enemies.
Of cash, not so much.
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