Heeeeees baaaaack!
Seriously though, happy easter, passover, whatever the rest of us are celebrating (no work monday).
Heeeeees baaaaack!
Seriously though, happy easter, passover, whatever the rest of us are celebrating (no work monday).
no work monday? you suck.
i have to cut a wall out and make a wider doorway so a guy in a wheelchair can use his toilet. so i'm kinda like jesus, being a carpenter and all. and i'm resurrecting his bathroom for him.
jesus died for us, and on the third day he rose from the dead. therefore we celebrate this with a giant bunny bringing us baskets full of colored eggs. and we eat lots of ham to anger the hebrews who had jesus killed(not really, it was the romans), and they make those awesome lamb shaped butters.
DRINK MY BLOOOOD! FEAST ON MY FLEEEEESSHHHH!!!!
Happy Easter, BOCK BOCK!!!
Wassup with all the rabbits and eggs this time of year?
I sure hope Zombie Jesus doesn't see his shadow this year. Six more weeks of winter? No thanks!
Alls I know, being a "sort-of but not really" government employee means I got Friday and Monday off paid. Too bad I am le-broke until this coming Friday, no crazy partying this weekend 
What are these days off you speak of?
Zombie Jesus... I hadn't thought of it that way...(checks to see if magazine is full)
wow.
HiTempguy wrote: Alls I know, being a "sort-of but not really" government employee means I got Friday and Monday off paid. Too bad I am le-broke until this coming Friday, no crazy partying this weekend
That's awesome. A 4 day weekend would blow my berkeleying mind. I need me one o them gov't jobs!
poopshovel wrote: That's awesome. A 4 day weekend would blow my berkeleying mind. I need me one o them gov't jobs!
Poopy for President!
BTW, I take back what I said about the buzz cut. Feels liberating. 
You can thank the Pagans for this 
patgizz wrote: Jesus died for us, and on the third day he rose from the dead. therefore we celebrate this with a giant bunny bringing us baskets full of colored eggs.
Donebrokeit wrote: You can thank the Pagans for thispatgizz wrote: Jesus died for us, and on the third day he rose from the dead. therefore we celebrate this with a giant bunny bringing us baskets full of colored eggs.
Yeppers! Have 20+ family and friends coming over to help celebrate the Vernal Equinox, albeit a little late because of the obscure and arbitrary way the Catholic Church calculated the appearance of the full moon 1600 years ago.
Do you get to dance around in goat leggings like the did in Dragnet?
Uh oh; it's almost as if you guys are trying to offend someone...
almost?
We are getting ready to watch Zombieland in rememberance.
I had Friday off, and actually got some work done in the garage!
z31maniac wrote: We are getting ready to watch Zombieland in rememberance. I had Friday off, and actually got some work done in the garage!
We always watch "Life of Brian", but we do it on Friday.
Boy, you guys better be right, or we are in some kinda trouble...
friedgreencorrado wrote:z31maniac wrote: We are getting ready to watch Zombieland in rememberance. I had Friday off, and actually got some work done in the garage!We always watch "Life of Brian", but we do it on Friday.
Blessed are the cheese makers for they shall inherit the earth.
Look at a sloth and tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor. What are you heathens doing using electronic devices today anyway? Don't you know it's the sabbath? No wait...that was yesterday. Thanks again pagans!!!
poopshovel wrote: Look at a sloth and tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor.
Look at some of God's more vocal earthly representatives and tell me she doesn't have a sense of humor...
poopshovel wrote: Look at a sloth and tell me God doesn't have a sense of humor.
Especially the green ones. And... have you ever seen a meerkat? Or a platypus? Hah!
You'll need to log in to post.
