Do you have troublesome Bob Costas and other animals sleeping in your miata's convertibke top? Are you worried about being late to work? Worry no more!
if you do, then you need the Bob Costas siren, new from Dollrave Industries.
The Bob Costas siren is a scientifically proven solution to napping Bob Costas's on your Miata's convertible top. It works by using a patent pending process of locking the Bob Costas's feet to the roof with double-sided tape before you begin your drive to work, Tim Horton's, Funnel Cake cart, Krispy Kreme, Starbucks, Olympic broadcast, etc. and the Bob Costas will then begin warning other drivers of your urgency and importance by producing a siren-like sound as you drive along.
Be the envy of your friends and neighbors and get noticed at work with the Bob Costas siren by Dollrave Industries. Get yours today!
(Note: I have cats and love them and this was the work of humor based on Dollraves complaining about cats sleeping on her new Miata top and someone mentioning taping the cats paws to the top before driving off, I then applied the GRM board filter to it and giggled stupidly. I do not condone animal cruelty in anyway, well maybe if it actually was Bob Costas, but even then you probably shouldn't. So just shut up and laugh like the dorks you know you are :)
Happy Birthday America!
