Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition HalfDork
1/23/13 11:47 a.m.

http://www.chron.com/local/article/Sources-Cross-dressing-meth-priest-liked-sex-in-4203841.php

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UltraDork
1/23/13 12:20 p.m.
The Catholic priest busted for allegedly dealing crystal meth was suspended after church officials discovered he was a cross-dresser who was having sex in the rectory at Bridgeport's St. Augustine Cathedral.

Yep.... got'em all!

codrus
codrus Reader
1/23/13 12:31 p.m.

Hm. The rectory is basically the house owned by the church that's provided for the priest to live in. So basically the priest was having sex in... his house.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UltraDork
1/23/13 12:45 p.m.
codrus wrote: Hm. The rectory is basically the house owned by the church that's provided for the priest to live in. So basically the priest was having sex in... his house while cross-dressing and selling meth.

Fixed for accuracy.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
1/23/13 12:57 p.m.

So... he was using the rectory inappropriately?

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
1/23/13 1:40 p.m.

Surprisingly there were no little boys involved. Looks like things are getting better in the Catholic church.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UltraDork
1/23/13 1:42 p.m.
Cone_Junky wrote: Surprisingly there were no little boys involved. Looks like things are getting better in the Catholic church.

We don't know that yet. It's still possible.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH PowerDork
1/23/13 1:43 p.m.
Cone_Junky wrote: Surprisingly there were no little boys involved. Looks like things are getting better in the Catholic church.

Haha I thought the same thing...

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
1/23/13 1:57 p.m.

Maybe I've been watching too much Breaking Bad, but I can't help enjoying the picture this conjures of a real-life Walt White trying to balance the responsibilities of the priesthood with his meth-dealer alter ego.

Margie

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition HalfDork
1/23/13 2:05 p.m.
codrus wrote: Hm. The rectory is basically the house owned by the church that's provided for the priest to live in. So basically the priest was having sex in... his house.

Channel your inner Beavis, if you have one. Much funnier then!

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UltraDork
1/23/13 2:18 p.m.
Basil Exposition wrote:
codrus wrote: Hm. The rectory is basically the house owned by the church that's provided for the priest to live in. So basically the priest was having sex in... his house.
Channel your inner Beavis, if you have one. Much funnier then!

Seriously... how could it get funnier than a cross-dressing, meth dealing priest having sex in his house?

Conquest351
Conquest351 SuperDork
1/23/13 2:18 p.m.

If only it were in Florida, then it'd be perfect.

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
1/23/13 2:20 p.m.
Bobzilla wrote:
Basil Exposition wrote:
codrus wrote: Hm. The rectory is basically the house owned by the church that's provided for the priest to live in. So basically the priest was having sex in... his house.
Channel your inner Beavis, if you have one. Much funnier then!
Seriously... how could it get funnier than a cross-dressing, meth dealing priest having sex in his house?

Uh, if it were in your house?

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition HalfDork
1/23/13 4:25 p.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote:
Bobzilla wrote:
Basil Exposition wrote:
codrus wrote: Hm. The rectory is basically the house owned by the church that's provided for the priest to live in. So basically the priest was having sex in... his house.
Channel your inner Beavis, if you have one. Much funnier then!
Seriously... how could it get funnier than a cross-dressing, meth dealing priest having sex in his house?
Uh, if it were in your house?

...while screaming "give it to me in the rectory!!"

Maybe y'all are right, no improving perfection.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
1/23/13 5:33 p.m.

Kinda weird that you guys think someone having sex in their home is note worthy.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 HalfDork
1/23/13 5:40 p.m.
foxtrapper wrote: Kinda normal that you guys think someone having sex in their home while cross dressing and selling meth is note worthy.

FTFY

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
1/23/13 7:20 p.m.

F u Florida. Ct is giving you a run for your money

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
1/23/13 9:47 p.m.

PITTB?

Beer Baron
Beer Baron PowerDork
1/23/13 10:22 p.m.

He's not strange. He just wants to live his life this way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr47O72Kfh4

drsmooth
drsmooth New Reader
1/24/13 12:18 a.m.

HEH!! HEH!! Hey Butthead, He said RECT-ory......

Dammit Beavis, I'm trying to watch the new GWAR video....

whenry
whenry HalfDork
1/24/13 9:37 a.m.

sounds like a reality show to me.

petegossett
petegossett UltraDork
1/24/13 12:08 p.m.

In reply to whenry:

Or a Brit-com.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
1/24/13 3:22 p.m.

too much win in this thread for me

andrave
andrave Dork
1/24/13 3:27 p.m.

It would be funnier if he had pooped, ripped the TV off the wall, rubbed clothing on the girl's face, then fell to the floor masturbating and talking nonsense until he was tased. see what I did there?

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