Hello friends

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Utilitarians!? I am the Super Poobah with the Red Fez for an Utilitarian hate group. I was unaware they had infested this forum. Please id them so they can be ostracized.

Can I order a fez too? I hates me some Utilitarians.

cwh wrote: Welcome aboard the Happy Ship. Tell us a bit about yourself, as we have ALL kinds of folks on here. Young, Old(ish), 'Murican, Brit, German, Caribbean, Aussie, White, Black, Brown, Yellow, Green, straight, gay, Dems, Repubs, Utilitarians, etc. You'll fit right in, as long as you don't jump right in trying to sell us stuff. That is referred to as a canoe, which will get the Banhammer.

You forgot to mention the nihilists...But I doubt theyd care

This ain't quite Bel Air but there are dice on the mirror. Welcome!

triumph5 wrote:

mad_machine wrote: yes.. he is as new as can be. He has that new car scent about him still

I just don't...well, I guess, but, ...anyhow...Okay, although. hhhmmmm.

Cat got your tongue?

Boy Willi is going to be confused when he checks in here.

So anyway Willi, Miata, E30 or P71?

Duke wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Utilitarians!? I am the Super Poobah with the Red Fez for an Utilitarian hate group. I was unaware they had infested this forum. Please id them so they can be ostracized.

Can I order a fez too? I hates me some Utilitarians.

Don't ever do it without the fez on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q71gvV9n9Cs

aussiesmg wrote: Boy Willi is going to be confused when he checks in here. So anyway Willi, Miata, E30 or P71?

Lots of random going on in this thread.

Welcome to the crazy train, what did ya drive up in?

Uh oh... I think we skeered him off.

4cylndrfury wrote:

cwh wrote: Welcome aboard the Happy Ship. Tell us a bit about yourself, as we have ALL kinds of folks on here. Young, Old(ish), 'Murican, Brit, German, Caribbean, Aussie, White, Black, Brown, Yellow, Green, straight, gay, Dems, Repubs, Utilitarians, etc. You'll fit right in, as long as you don't jump right in trying to sell us stuff. That is referred to as a canoe, which will get the Banhammer.

You forgot to mention the nihilists...But I doubt theyd care

Apparently the nihilists care about hotlinking.

N Sperlo wrote:

triumph5 wrote: Wait, am I missing something, or to the point is willi missing something, like a title next to his name. "none"? Not even "reader" or "newbie" ? I don't recall seeing a "none" before, or just didn't notice it. Can't we come up with something a bit more welcoming?

Once he surpasses the predetermined post count, he will be awarded his first rank. Reader I believe.

^^ Truth, but the first rank is "new reader". ^^

I don't think he's scared off, but Great Swammi says if we get another post from Willi it will contain a link. Bets?

In the meantime, welcome to the message boards Willi!

Tom Heath wrote: I don't think he's scared off, but Great Swammi says if we another post from Willi it will contain a link. Bets? In the meantime, welcome the the message boards Willi!

Oh Great Swammi, I agree, hence my original greeting of, Ahoy, which is nautical for hello.

Marjorie Suddard wrote: ...and this is why we can't have nice things. Margie

I fear the patio.....

Duke wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Utilitarians!? I am the Super Poobah with the Red Fez for an Utilitarian hate group. I was unaware they had infested this forum. Please id them so they can be ostracized.

Can I order a fez too? I hates me some Utilitarians.

Nah, I bet he's in a five star casino shuttin' crap tables down, non bettin' willie watchers standin' around

procainestart wrote:

Duke wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Utilitarians!? I am the Super Poobah with the Red Fez for an Utilitarian hate group. I was unaware they had infested this forum. Please id them so they can be ostracized.

Can I order a fez too? I hates me some Utilitarians.

Don't ever do it without the fez on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q71gvV9n9Cs

That's what I am! But I don't wanna be anybody's holy man.