camopaint0707
camopaint0707 Reader
10/10/23 10:45 a.m.

A friend of mine just picked up a P71 crown vic.  Still has the spotlight, and seat divider.  Rubber floors.  A solid unit.  Well the auction house also had a nice Impala 9c1.  I learned after that 2012-14 impala 9C1 cop cars had an LFX with a 6 speed installed.  Now, I hate fwd.  And the plan is to turn this car into a gambler car.  Something we can beat to death off roading.  Someone tell me I should just get a crown vic like the rwd gods intended.  But I can't help this unnatural desire for a fwd 300hp v6 LFX.

matthewmcl
matthewmcl Dork
10/10/23 10:55 a.m.

FWD can do a lot of good things. If you hate it, you hate it, and you will drive it like you hate it. In a Gambler, that might be a lot if fun.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
10/10/23 10:55 a.m.

The CORRECT answer is the Caprice PPV with the 6.0 LS. Or if you're feelin real extra, an AWD " its not a taurus" Police interceptor. 

RevRico
RevRico MegaDork
10/10/23 11:00 a.m.

You might be surprised how much of an off-road beating a P71 will take. Barring filling the intake with mud or driving it flat out into a tree, it will most likely drive away. 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
10/10/23 11:09 a.m.

I can't honestly believe that this matter is up for discussion.  The answer is obvious:  1974 Dodge Monaco.

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camopaint0707
camopaint0707 Reader
10/10/23 11:13 a.m.

In reply to Mndsm :

Those are a bit out of budget.  This auction house has about 10 cars all for around $3000

camopaint0707
camopaint0707 Reader
10/10/23 11:14 a.m.

In reply to RevRico :

I wouldn't be surprised lol.  I'm aware of how good they are.

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
10/10/23 11:35 a.m.

In reply to 1988RedT2 :

From a theatrical perspective you are correct. But the 96 9C1 was above and beyond one of the best police cruisers ever built. 

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
10/10/23 12:11 p.m.

RWD Tahoe?

mtn
mtn MegaDork
10/10/23 12:14 p.m.

In reply to bobzilla :

This is the answer... Except that they're nearly 30 years old. My personal ranking, taking age but not cost or Gambler chops into account, would be this: 

  1. Caprice PPV
  2. 94-96 Caprice 9C1
  3. Dodge Charge Police Pursuit
  4. 2020+ Explorer PIU
  5. P7B/P71/P73 (newest possible - 2004+ is better than 2003 is better than 2001 is better than 99)
  6. 2011-2019 Explorer PIU
  7. FWD Offerings

 

camopaint0707
camopaint0707 Reader
10/10/23 12:57 p.m.

This was really just a decision between the two I listed.  I understand there are other ones out there.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/10/23 1:19 p.m.
bobzilla said:

In reply to 1988RedT2 :

From a theatrical perspective you are correct. But the 96 9C1 was above and beyond one of the best police cruisers ever built. 

I owned a 95 9C1. Can confirm the LT1 B body was superb.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
10/10/23 3:36 p.m.

I am inspired to create a meme....

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
10/10/23 4:30 p.m.

The P71 will be hard to break. 

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
10/10/23 4:41 p.m.
mtn said:

In reply to bobzilla :

This is the answer... Except that they're nearly 30 years old. My personal ranking, taking age but not cost or Gambler chops into account, would be this: 

  1. Caprice PPV
  2. 94-96 Caprice 9C1
  3. Dodge Charge Police Pursuit
  4. 2020+ Explorer PIU
  5. P7B/P71/P73 (newest possible - 2004+ is better than 2003 is better than 2001 is better than 99)
  6. 2011-2019 Explorer PIU
  7. FWD Offerings

 

I will offer that while the 89-90 9C1 was not fast, it handled really well. Addition of about 100hp would make them really really good. 

mtn
mtn MegaDork
10/10/23 5:09 p.m.

In reply to camopaint0707 :

Between the 2, I'd go for the Crown Vic. The Impala may actually be the better car overall, and is probably faster with better MPG... But I loved my time in a '98 P71... Which was probably the "worst" of the P71s.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
10/11/23 3:02 p.m.
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) said:

RWD Tahoe?

I like'em with the steelies and slightly lowered.  

Peabody
Peabody MegaDork
10/11/23 6:40 p.m.

A couple years ago I was actively shopping a 9th gen 9C1 or 9C3 but couldn't find anything decent. Somebody at the LTC home drives a nice clean white one with the proper wheels and hubcaps and I still get excited when I see it. I think with a little work they're capable of being awfully darn quick for what they are.

Autovelox
Autovelox New Reader
10/11/23 6:54 p.m.

I attended BSR's evasive driving school at taxpayer expense twice.  The first time we drove Crown Vics.  The second time we drove Caprices.  I was a dyed in the wool Ford guy at the time* so it really hurt to admit the Caprices were better.

 

* I got better.  I discovered Italian cars.

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