Help Me Pick a Nice Mistress to go with my Wife.

Johnnie Taylor asks the question...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RueCun_Bh8&feature=related
Turn up those speakers for some good Soul!

Jake and Elwood version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpLsNhxUeaE

There is already a pic of my wife on here somewhere. I'll let you find it, not that it matters in the least.

bravenrace wrote: There is already a pic of my wife on here somewhere. I'll let you find it, not that it matters in the least.

I had to look...

edit: she's pretty hot too

Grtechguy wrote:

bravenrace wrote: There is already a pic of my wife on here somewhere. I'll let you find it, not that it matters in the least.

I had to look... edit: she's pretty hot too

HOLY CARP!! Is that a 64-channel 7.1 mixer?

^ In France she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

MG_Bryan wrote: ^ In France she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

I have no idea what you are saying, but it doesn't sound good, and I don't like when people talk bad about my wife. Where exactly do you live?

In reply to MG_Bryan:
If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

In reply to MG_Bryan:

She's a robo-babe. In Latin, she would be called "babia majora".

Hey, this is my wife you guys are talking about!!!!!! I hope what you are saying is good, because I have no idea what you are talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m2WutlqBk0

jrw1621 wrote: Jake and Elwood version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpLsNhxUeaE

Damn you! Now I'm listening to a bunch of Blues Brothers on YT...

In reply to alfadriver:
They you will want these original SNL clips from years before the movie.
http://www.bluesbrotherscentral.com/multimedia/video/video-jake-elwood/
and maybe something from here.
http://www.bluesbrotherscentral.com/multimedia/video/

bravenrace wrote: Hey, this is my wife you guys are talking about!!!!!! I hope what you are saying is good, because I have no idea what you are talking about.

I am confused. Your implication that you want a mistress is way more disrespectful of your wife than anyone's response.

Maybe mistress is his cutesy nickname for Italian two-seater.

(still cheaper than a Mistress)

Aw damn. That's sexy.

914Driver wrote: Maybe mistress is his cutesy nickname for Italian two-seater. (still cheaper than a Mistress)

My wife would look nice driving that. But that's a mistress I don't think I can afford...

Use your head buddy, there ain't no mistress you can afford!

EastCoastMojo wrote:

bravenrace wrote: Hey, this is my wife you guys are talking about!!!!!! I hope what you are saying is good, because I have no idea what you are talking about.

I am confused. Your implication that you want a mistress is way more disrespectful of your wife than anyone's response.

I think he failed to pick up on the Wayne's World reference, because, uncouth though it may be, calling his wife a fox was definitely not talking bad about her. I mean it says something positive that she's still attractive in my eyes despite probably being old enough to have a child my age.

In reply to MG Bryan:

Hey, it's all good. I was just kidding about all that. NO PROBLEM. That is, unless you are older than you should be to say that about her!!!

BTW, I've never seen Wayne's World.

914Driver wrote: Maybe mistress is his cutesy nickname for Italian two-seater. (still cheaper than a Mistress)

My Google-fu says this is a 6C but what year and who built the body?

We could swap for the weekend.

I was wondering when you where going to pop in and comment. lol

Grtechguy wrote: I was wondering when you where going to pop in and comment. lol

hehehe... you said "pop in."

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'If it's got wheels or a skirt you can't afford it.'

I googled "cars named Mistress" and found that only people, not manufacturers have done this. Seriously?