mtn (Forum Supporter)
mtn (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
1/11/21 6:09 p.m.
Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
1/11/21 6:16 p.m.

Travel for one year hitting 200 events and staying in hotels for a year?  

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
1/11/21 6:30 p.m.

If it wasn't a one year job I'd sign up today. It all I want to do. 

John Welsh
John Welsh Mod Squad
1/11/21 6:32 p.m.

I have a more sophomoric definition of this from the job description than they probably intend:  

  • “Meats” and greets people from coast to coast...
Cooter
Cooter UberDork
1/11/21 6:42 p.m.

Sounds like a Sausage Fest.

BlindPirate
BlindPirate Reader
1/11/21 7:17 p.m.

No one wants to move to Chicago, the traffic is outbound.

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
1/11/21 7:48 p.m.

In reply to BlindPirate :

They don't have pizza either but my desire to drive the Weinermobile lets me overlook those details.

captdownshift (Forum Supporter)
captdownshift (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
1/11/21 7:51 p.m.

You could encourage single ladies to ask you about your weiner and inquire about if they knew of a local tunnel that you could park it in, or if they would like to polish it. 

 

And even though they wouldn't know that you were talking about your vehicle they would share the same disgusted lack of interest. 

 

Just don't suggest bringing it by to show their kids and telling them that your weiner brings a smile to children's faces and that everyone enjoys it. 

03Panther
03Panther SuperDork
1/11/21 8:16 p.m.

Fortunately, the job would not be IN Chi-Town! That would have been a super cool job... a year ago. But I'd have to finish one of the degrees I started, to get a entry level job, that most folks would not want! They prolly would not have let me bring all four furry kids with me anyway!

Antihero (Forum Supporter)
Antihero (Forum Supporter) UltraDork
1/11/21 9:41 p.m.

I chuckled at the "similar jobs" at the bottom

 

Exactly how many jobs are similar to driving around a bus sized weiner?

Wally (Forum Supporter)
Wally (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
1/11/21 9:42 p.m.

In reply to Antihero (Forum Supporter) :

A few, one was to drive the Planters Peanutmobile.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
1/12/21 7:43 a.m.

I thought they always had hot young women drivers.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill MegaDork
1/12/21 8:49 a.m.
914Driver said:

I thought they always had hot young women drivers.

Wally could always identify as a hot young woman.  

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
1/12/21 9:47 a.m.

I have a PR degree. If I was young and single, I would have applied before even making this post. 

Probably an interesting way to spend a year and meet a lot of people and make good connections. 

 

kazoospec
kazoospec UberDork
1/14/21 5:01 p.m.

This was on the national news tonight.  Once again GRM falls into the "tomorrow's news, today" category.

Hopefully, Wally's already on his second interview by now . . . 

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