Alright, these are outside forums, and two funny questions that i've run across today. (DISCLAIMER: if you are the "owner" of these questions, don't hurt me. I mean no harm.)
Exhibit A:
dude said:
Tie rod ?
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Are the f2 and f2t rods exactly the same? I know neither one are forged but is the material the same? can I use a N/A rod on a gt F2t engine w/out having to worry?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TASTY FORGED TIE RODS
Exhibit B:
dude said:
QUESTION: Can you put the Mazda 323 GTX in a 91 Escort Wagon
Please let me know if this is even possible. thank you!
I'm sure we can all think of some hilarious answers, yes?
(For the record, after the knee-jerk reactions, the REAL answers were given. "You can fit a lot of stuff in a wagon, but i don't think a whole car is real likely.")
Yeah. Duh. Of course it will fit.
John Brown wrote:
Exhibit Q: said:
I have a 1999 VW Beetle. Will a Northstar fit in it?
Some people are stoopid
i knew a girl in high school who could fit a cello and string bass in her 99 beetle, so would assume the northstar will fit too! he never speified where it would fit...
I doesn't really need much sawzall :)
Rufledt wrote:
John Brown wrote:
Exhibit Q: said:
I have a 1999 VW Beetle. Will a Northstar fit in it?
Some people are stoopid
i knew a girl in high school who could fit a cello and string bass in her 99 beetle, so would assume the northstar will fit too! he never speified where it would fit...
Damn...I keep telling the daughter that her bojamba magenta cello case will not
fit in a new beetle. 
Rufledt wrote:
i knew a girl in high school who could fit a cello and string bass in her 99 beetle, so would assume the northstar will fit too! he never speified where it would fit...
I knew a girl in high school who could fit a sousaphone in her.....
Wally
SuperDork
2/22/10 5:05 p.m.
93celicaGT2 wrote:
QUESTION: Can you put the Mazda 323 GTX in a 91 Escort Wagon
Please let me know if this is even possible. thank you!
I'm sure we can all think of some hilarious answers, yes?
(For the record, after the knee-jerk reactions, the REAL answers were given. "You can fit a lot of stuff in a wagon, but i don't think a whole car is real likely.")
You probably can if you cut it into small enough pieces. We hauled a Delta 88 to the recycler in a caprice wagon. It took three trips put we may could have packed it better.
I know a Fiat can fit in a Ford F350
Yes, if the wagon is rusty enough and is hit at a sufficiently high speed by the 323.
John Brown wrote:
Exhibit Q: said:
I have a 1999 VW Beetle. Will a Northstar fit in it?
Some people are stoopid
I was able to move all of my belongings to my dorm room for my first year in college in my Mustang (convertible). I had to put the top down, I filled it to the brim, and then I put it up so that nothing would fall out. My parents drove up separately and they packed my dad's Z4 to the brim with everything I couldn't carry (a pillow).
My mother has an Escort Wagon. I will look in the back for any spare Mazdas.
If only the wagon eating them made it stronger faster smarter.
In reply to 93celicaGT2:
How about this....stay away from feoa.net. It is full of idiots.
Joey
Seen on a local forum yesterday
alright so my car is a gay automatic... my 1st and 2nd gear revs up no prob but when im on the highway and i kick the car... maddd hesitation comes into play and my rpm stays at 3200!!! it accs very very slow and sometimes jump... today im not sure but i think when i started the car and i pressed the pedel to go the throttle didnt move... so two things im thinking... fuel filter, or throttle body.. i just replaced my tranny 2 months ago with a scrap one.... i think the belt jumped or something because i might of splash some oil on it by accident lol
You can put a Mazda 323 GTX in a Dodge 3500 single cab 
zomby woof wrote:
Seen on a local forum yesterday
alright so my car is a gay automatic... my 1st and 2nd gear revs up no prob but when im on the highway and i kick the car... maddd hesitation comes into play and my rpm stays at 3200!!! it accs very very slow and sometimes jump... today im not sure but i think when i started the car and i pressed the pedel to go the throttle didnt move... so two things im thinking... fuel filter, or throttle body.. i just replaced my tranny 2 months ago with a scrap one.... i think the belt jumped or something because i might of splash some oil on it by accident lol
Wait... whut? That don't make no sense, more'n usual.
Homosexual Tranny car owner
alright so my car is a gay automatic... my 1st and 2nd gear revs up no prob but when im on the highway and i kick the car... maddd hesitation comes into play and my rpm stays at 3200!!! it accs very very slow and sometimes jump... today im not sure but i think when i started the car and i pressed the pedel to go the throttle didnt move... so two things im thinking... fuel filter, or throttle body.. i just replaced my tranny 2 months ago with a scrap one.... i think the belt jumped or something because i might of splash some oil on it by accident lol
First step: Find a tranny that is less inclined to be gay. Whenever drag racing look for the one that is not wearing the flashing lights or sparkly badges.
Second step: Stop kicking trannys. If I were a tranny that got kicked I would act very very slow and would likely jump on occasion as well.
Third step: When replacing trannys, stop shopping in the scrap bin.
Fourth step: Stop splashing oil on your belt, your pants may fall down and you don't want that to happen if you have been kicking scrap trannys.
John Brown wrote:
I doesn't really need much sawzall :)
Blasphemy...there can never be too much sawzall!
The motor in question has a timing chain, and yes, I too wondered why he replaced his trans with a scrap one.
joey48442 wrote:
In reply to 93celicaGT2:
How about this....stay away from feoa.net. It is full of idiots.
Joey
Hahah, but it's so amusing. It's like the WalMart of internet forums. There's 4 or 5 people that know their stuff, and the rest have to concentrate on not drooling on their keyboard.
I really wonder why the perceived IQ is so different between FEOA and ClubProtege. Makes no sense. The morons bought Escorts and the smart ones bought Proteges?
