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alex
alex Reader
10/26/08 5:15 p.m.
Jensenman wrote: We get one here at work that's aggravating as hell. It's a robodialer, so the phone rings, you pick it up and there's a roughly two second silence (robodialer seeing the completed call and then connecting), then a ship's horn sound, then 'This is your captain speaking. Are you ready to embark on the cruise of a lifetime?' I have never gotten past that point because it always happens when the service lane is full of people and I just don't have time to listen any further.

I've got this same call at my shop, too! I've never heard sound effects in a telemarketing call (stay on the line and you get to hear seagulls), so points for creativity.

I get at least five sales calls a day at the shop, some from solicitors, some from telemarketers. The evil part of me finds some sick satisfaction in the fact that it's somebody's job to interrupt other people while they're trying to work. But not in a big way, just a minor annoyance. Nefarious!

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago Reader
10/26/08 5:35 p.m.

I work for the State Parks. I was working in the kiosk one day when a telemarketer called. She was taking a survey and wanted to know who I worked for. I told her I work for the state parks. She didn't quite get it and asked me again who my boss was. The state of California is who I work for. She didn't get that either and asked me again. Arnold Schwarzenegger is my boss ma'm. Long pause from her so I just hung up. She was too dumb to breath.

SVreX
SVreX SuperDork
10/26/08 5:43 p.m.

I figure the best way to handle them is to break off mid-sentence then let out a blood-curdling scream and let the line go dead.

Don't answer if they call back.

...except for that time the police showed up.

Wally
Wally SuperDork
10/26/08 5:54 p.m.

I always try to be caught in an embarassing situation. Last week I had the runs and was out of TP, and was begging the caller to bring me Charmin and a Hickory Farms cheese log.

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