SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
4/12/15 12:29 p.m.

I visited a small conservative church today. Much older congregation. I doubt there were more than 50 people there, and I was pretty much the only guy there with hair that isn't white or skin tone.

I was reading their church bulletin, and noticed the heading which said:

"THIS WEEK'S OPPORTUNITITTIES"

Lancer007
Lancer007 Dork
4/12/15 12:49 p.m.

Well to be fair, typewriters don't have spell check on them.

e46potenza
e46potenza Reader
4/12/15 4:18 p.m.

Did you grab the opportunititty right away or did you just play around with the ideariola of it for a while?

The_Jed
The_Jed UberDork
4/12/15 4:43 p.m.

You have to carefully consider each opportunetitty. It's not the sort of thing you want to rush into and go off half cocked.

Gary
Gary HalfDork
4/12/15 5:07 p.m.
e46potenza wrote: Did you grab the opportunititty right away or did you just play around with the ideariola of it for a while?

Priceless

+1 to you my friend.

ProDarwin
ProDarwin UberDork
4/12/15 6:36 p.m.
e46potenza wrote: Did you grab the opportunititty right away or did you just play around with the ideariola of it for a while?

G_Body_Man
G_Body_Man HalfDork
4/12/15 6:54 p.m.

That's as good as the one dealer in Toronto that only sells cars with 'clean tittles'

e46potenza
e46potenza Reader
4/12/15 7:00 p.m.

Yay internet points. Solid post to come back on after several months of not having enough spare time for the Internet

dimarra
dimarra Dork
4/13/15 11:56 a.m.

I have two comments:

  1. Someone owes me a keyboard. (I doubt the Pepsi will come out.)
  2. "Opportunititty" needs to become a regular term in GRM lexicon somehow.
GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
4/13/15 12:04 p.m.

Freudian slip? Or some young guy testing how observant the old farts are?

trucke
trucke HalfDork
4/13/15 1:25 p.m.

Are you going to post the bulletin?

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
4/13/15 3:31 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote: Freudian slip? Or some young guy testing how observant the old farts are?

A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother.

Smarta$$ McPoopyPants
Smarta$$ McPoopyPants MegaDork
4/13/15 3:34 p.m.

Two pickets two Tittsburgh, please!

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