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Mr_Asa
Mr_Asa MegaDork
4/7/25 6:19 p.m.

The Dire Wolf has been brought back from extinction.  

 

02Pilot
02Pilot PowerDork
4/7/25 6:35 p.m.

This can only end well.

 

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
4/7/25 7:05 p.m.

Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn't ... | Know Your Meme

codrus (Forum Supporter)
codrus (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
4/7/25 8:01 p.m.

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Tech Editor & Production Manager
4/7/25 8:18 p.m.

Paris Van Gorder
Paris Van Gorder Associate editor
4/8/25 9:04 a.m.

Um, I'm sorry what?

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte UberDork
4/8/25 9:06 a.m.

What a cute puppy! He sure has big feet

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
4/8/25 9:11 a.m.

Good news, everyone, my brother has successfully created the Torment Nexus. 

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Tech Editor & Production Manager
4/8/25 9:17 a.m.

I mean, I respect the level of technical achievement, but "Colossal Biosciences" is right out of the evil tech corporation name generator. I feel  like I should be using a samurai sword to kill a bunch of mutated dudes in "Colossal Biosciences" lab coats after one of the experiments in their secret underground lair broke containment in some B-minus video game.

jharry3
jharry3 Dork
4/8/25 9:21 a.m.

Next Romulus will kill Remus and take Khaleesi for himself.     

Chris Tropea
Chris Tropea Associate Editor
4/8/25 9:21 a.m.

I think they made a movie about how bad bringing back an extinct species could turn out, maybe they should have watched it. 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
4/8/25 9:36 a.m.
Chris Tropea said:

I think they made a movie about how bad bringing back an extinct species could turn out, maybe they should have watched it. 

After this outfit brings back the Wooly Mammoth and the Sabre-Tooth Tiger, they're going to put them on an island with the Dire Wolves and open Colossal Park and charge admission.  Hilarity is sure to ensue.

dculberson
dculberson MegaDork
4/8/25 9:48 a.m.

They should put them all on an island with really nice enriched environments and plenty of room to play and then sell tickets to visit the island. They could call it something like Jurassic Bark.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/8/25 9:48 a.m.

Please don't T-Rex my neighborhood.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn MegaDork
4/8/25 10:07 a.m.

They've said they're not trying to recreate a Jurassic Park situation, but are trying to 'de-extinct' animals.  My question is why didn't they start with something more recent and less dangerous, like maybe the passenger pigeon.

Kreb (Forum Supporter)
Kreb (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
4/8/25 10:51 a.m.
stuart in mn said:

They've said they're not trying to recreate a Jurassic Park situation, but are trying to 'de-extinct' animals.  My question is why didn't they start with something more recent and less dangerous, like maybe the passenger pigeon.

No E36 M3e. Or a dodo bird, or any number of thousands of critters that have gone by the wayside. But I guess that wouldn't be as cool as an uber-wolf

ShawnG
ShawnG MegaDork
4/8/25 10:56 a.m.

Yeah....

If you do some reading, they've messed with some genes from a real wolf to make it -look- like a direwolf.

They haven't actually brought the real thing back.

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
4/8/25 11:40 a.m.

In reply to ShawnG :

So its like a kit car?

Hey, that looks like a GT40!

Well, it looks like one...but its got Volkswagen guts.

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
4/8/25 12:55 p.m.
Appleseed said:

In reply to ShawnG :

So its like a kit car?

Hey, that looks like a GT40!

challenge legal if on OE rails. My next challenge build shall be called The Dire Wolf.

Nicole Suddard
Nicole Suddard Events Manager
4/8/25 1:45 p.m.
ShawnG said:

Yeah....

If you do some reading, they've messed with some genes from a real wolf to make it -look- like a direwolf.

They haven't actually brought the real thing back.

 

To add on to this, the Grey Wolf, whose DNA they used as a base for the gene editing, is not even in the same genus as the Dire Wolf. 
What they made are just transgenic grey wolves. They're not dire wolves in the same way a mouse with wooly mammoth DNA is also not a wooly mammoth.

WonkoTheSane
WonkoTheSane UberDork
4/8/25 2:26 p.m.
Nicole Suddard said:
ShawnG said:

Yeah....

If you do some reading, they've messed with some genes from a real wolf to make it -look- like a direwolf.

They haven't actually brought the real thing back.

 

To add on to this, the Grey Wolf, whose DNA they used as a base for the gene editing, is not even in the same genus as the Dire Wolf. 
What they made are just transgenic grey wolves. They're not dire wolves in the same way a mouse with wooly mammoth DNA is also not a wooly mammoth.

But what if both these and the wooly mousemoths are REALLY cute?  Does that count for anything?

Nicole Suddard
Nicole Suddard Events Manager
4/8/25 2:35 p.m.
WonkoTheSane said:
Nicole Suddard said:
ShawnG said:

Yeah....

If you do some reading, they've messed with some genes from a real wolf to make it -look- like a direwolf.

They haven't actually brought the real thing back.

 

To add on to this, the Grey Wolf, whose DNA they used as a base for the gene editing, is not even in the same genus as the Dire Wolf. 
What they made are just transgenic grey wolves. They're not dire wolves in the same way a mouse with wooly mammoth DNA is also not a wooly mammoth.

But what if both these and the wooly mousemoths are REALLY cute?  Does that count for anything?

Of course, and let the record show that I can't currently think of a good reason to oppose science using gene editing to make cute animals as long as the animals can live happy healthy lives.

I just oppose Colossal lying about their work to look more impressive, and I'm disappointed by the journalists who took their word for it. 

Driven5
Driven5 PowerDork
4/8/25 3:30 p.m.
WonkoTheSane said:

But what if both these and the wooly mousemoths are REALLY cute?  Does that count for anything?

Yes, but they'll inevitably become less 'cute' as they become adults. If you really want cute, develop (healthy, happy, and well-adjusted) forever-puppies, forever-kittens, and forever-wooly-mousemoth... pups?

Toyman!
Toyman! MegaDork
4/8/25 3:58 p.m.

Extinct animals are extinct for a reason. They are a failed species that could not compete with the world they lived in. 99% of the species that have lived on Earth are now extinct. They died to make room for newer species that could compete. 

Why bring them back from the dead? What purpose does it serve? Maybe let the dead dogs lie. 

 

 

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Tech Editor & Production Manager
4/8/25 4:15 p.m.
Nicole Suddard said:
ShawnG said:

Yeah....

If you do some reading, they've messed with some genes from a real wolf to make it -look- like a direwolf.

They haven't actually brought the real thing back.

 

To add on to this, the Grey Wolf, whose DNA they used as a base for the gene editing, is not even in the same genus as the Dire Wolf. 
What they made are just transgenic grey wolves. They're not dire wolves in the same way a mouse with wooly mammoth DNA is also not a wooly mammoth.

It's basically a tribute band that bought some of the amps from the original band on Craigslist.

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