I, for one, can't wait to be chased down by a wolf as big as a pony and eaten in a parking lot

In reply to Driven5 :

I mean ....you aren't exactly wrong

Mndsm said:

Appleseed said:

Toyman! said:

Extinct animals are extinct for a reason. They are a failed species that could not compete with the world they lived in. 99% of the species that have lived on Earth are now extinct. They died to make room for newer species that could compete. 

Why bring them back from the dead? What purpose does it serve? Maybe let the dead dogs lie. 

 

 

Man, that episode was a hard one.

YOU LEAVE SEYMOUR OUT OF THIS

Oh man I'm forever traumatized by that episode.

I had a E36 M3ty day and just wanted to to have some snacks and watch cartoons with my dog in the couch. Surely Futurama would make the stress of the day go away right? 

berkeley no, it should come with a warning label 

In reply to Antihero :

Under normal circumstances, Futurama is perfect. Seymour is the equivalent of Optimus Prime turning gray. No one should live that trauma. 

In reply to Mndsm :

In reply to ShawnG :

So traumatizing. I like this costume though:

ShawnG said:

In reply to Mndsm :

Look. I'm tryin' REAL HARD to not drink before lunch. 

Snowdoggie (Forum Supporter) said:

WonkoTheSane said:

Folgers said:

I think of all the failures they don't mention. 
 

..., giant dongs, ...

I dunno, I don't think anyone is keeping that one quiet. 

Mrs. Snowdoggie used to say that my Alaskan Malamute, Rocky had the biggest one she ever saw on a dog. I thought that was kind of strange that she noticed. He was about 120 pounds and everything about him was big.

He's gonna be very popular....

For those of you who don't know.

Geldings need their wang cleaned every now and then. Horsey girls seem to get used to doing it.

I always feel kinda sad for a few days after she's been doing that.

ShawnG said:

For those of you who don't know.

Geldings need their wang cleaned every now and then. Horsey girls seem to get used to doing it.

I always feel kinda sad for a few days after she's been doing that.

Beans!

ShawnG said:

For those of you who don't know.

Geldings need their wang cleaned every now and then. Horsey girls seem to get used to doing it.

I always feel kinda sad for a few days after she's been doing that.

My cousin has a cattle ranch. Every year he collects bull sperm to sell at the Fort Worth Stock Show. Want to know more? 

They are going to lock this thread soon.

Alls I know is this seems like divine providence. I've been wanting to get into the 45-70 game and it appears just in time for IRL Jurassic Park. 
 

Cant argue with fate, I guess. 

In reply to barefootcyborg5000 :

Yup.  That's a clear indicator that you should buy one! 

barefootcyborg5000 said:

Alls I know is this seems like divine providence. I've been wanting to get into the 45-70 game and it appears just in time for IRL Jurassic Park. 
 

Cant argue with fate, I guess. 

Guide Gun?

Snowdoggie (Forum Supporter) said:

ShawnG said:

For those of you who don't know.

Geldings need their wang cleaned every now and then. Horsey girls seem to get used to doing it.

I always feel kinda sad for a few days after she's been doing that.

My cousin has a cattle ranch. Every year he collects bull sperm to sell at the Fort Worth Stock Show. Want to know more? 

They are going to lock this thread soon.

I watched a man shove his entire arm in a cow's gooch to artificially inseminate it. Up to his shoulder. I wasn't phased.

Appleseed said:

Snowdoggie (Forum Supporter) said:

ShawnG said:

For those of you who don't know.

Geldings need their wang cleaned every now and then. Horsey girls seem to get used to doing it.

I always feel kinda sad for a few days after she's been doing that.

My cousin has a cattle ranch. Every year he collects bull sperm to sell at the Fort Worth Stock Show. Want to know more? 

They are going to lock this thread soon.

I watched a man shove his entire arm in a cow's gooch to artificially inseminate it. Up to his shoulder. I wasn't phased.

My uncle was a large animal vet. I've seen him up to his elbow through a horse's side in the back shed of his practice while helping him with a colic surgery. 

In reply to Appleseed :

Warmest place on the farm in the winter.

In reply to 1988RedT2 :

Need to finish the truck first, but it's on the list. 

nlevine said:

Gee, I'm surprised there haven't been more GoT memes...