Just went through the peep-show scanner in Amsterdam, then the waiting agent did a pat down and groped my boobs - I was so surprised I almost told her to eff off!
Now I've joined the ranks of the "hands off my junk" club.
Just went through the peep-show scanner in Amsterdam, then the waiting agent did a pat down and groped my boobs - I was so surprised I almost told her to eff off!
Now I've joined the ranks of the "hands off my junk" club.
Lesley wrote: Just went through the peep-show scanner in Amsterdam, then the waiting agent did a pat down and groped my boobs - I was so surprised I almost told her to eff off! Now I've joined the ranks of the "hands off my junk" club.
Count me in as "not a fan" of the TSA.
That may just be another day in Amsterdam.
Lesley wrote: Just went through the peep-show scanner in Amsterdam, then the waiting agent did a pat down and groped my boobs - I was so surprised I almost told her to eff off! Now I've joined the ranks of the "hands off my junk" club.
Your supposed to make the agent feel as uncomfortable as you do. Then it becomes sort of fun, like a game. If people are willing to do that to someone, I'm willing to make their lives a living hell 
Next time just give a little soft, inviting groan. One way or the other she'll get the picture.
lesley just gotta ask did you get the palms out hands down pants thing also? ive had 3 freedom fondles to date. first time pissed me off. im desensitized to it now.
HiTempguy wrote:Lesley wrote: Just went through the peep-show scanner in Amsterdam, then the waiting agent did a pat down and groped my boobs - I was so surprised I almost told her to eff off! Now I've joined the ranks of the "hands off my junk" club.Your supposed to make the agent feel as uncomfortable as you do. Then it becomes sort of fun, like a game. If people are willing to do that to someone, I'm willing to make their lives a living hell
I started giggling when I got patted down to see the Statue of Liberty, then I had an agent tie my shoes. I told them I never learned how, mom always does it before I leave and I keep them on all day unless I have to keep the terrorists from winning.
I'm anti-TSA as well. I'm avoiding my soapbox to spare you guys.
Maybe they should have bought dinner first? I help train cops for traffic stops and I love to make the pat downs ultra friendly. Its always fun to get grabbed in the
file this under TMI, but i always give myself a preemptive fondle to, you know, get the bloodflow going. the TSA agents sometimes bum out when they feel the heat. it hasn't gotten me in trouble, but it hasn't gotten me a date either.
AngryCorvair wrote: file this under TMI, but i always give myself a preemptive fondle to, you know, get the bloodflow going. the TSA agents sometimes bum out when they feel the heat. it hasn't gotten me in trouble, but it hasn't gotten me a date either.
I tried that. He said it felt "normal" to him? So I bought a corvette to make up for it.
Bobzilla wrote:AngryCorvair wrote: file this under TMI, but i always give myself a preemptive fondle to, you know, get the bloodflow going. the TSA agents sometimes bum out when they feel the heat. it hasn't gotten me in trouble, but it hasn't gotten me a date either.I tried that. He said it felt "normal" to him? So I bought a corvette to make up for it.
This made me laugh! Back on subject, I've never been singled out by the TSA but it could be because I'm 19 and they seem to pick on slightly older people.
s;ightly older geez im 28 27 last time i flew and i still got picked
KATYB wrote: s;ightly older geez im 28 27 last time i flew and i still got picked
You're 2827? That's old.
KATYB wrote: s;ightly older geez im 28 27 last time i flew and i still got picked
28 27? A little indecisive today.
They love me when I show up with a flightbag full of aeronautical charts, headset, flashlight, etc and a one way ticket.
Joshua wrote:Bobzilla wrote:This made me laugh! Back on subject, I've never been singled out by the TSA but it could be because I'm 19 and they seem to pick on slightly older people.AngryCorvair wrote: file this under TMI, but i always give myself a preemptive fondle to, you know, get the bloodflow going. the TSA agents sometimes bum out when they feel the heat. it hasn't gotten me in trouble, but it hasn't gotten me a date either.I tried that. He said it felt "normal" to him? So I bought a corvette to make up for it.
good! That was the point. I too have never been searched by the TSA. But 35 yo gingers with an expanding wasteline and pasty white skin doesn't usually pop up in the "random" selection.
Just think if our last troll was still on the board. I am sure something nasty would have been posted here by now.
I have only flown once since the TSA came into being. One way from Oklahoma to Philly.. had no issues
I've never been singled out for a groping but have been ushered into the phone booth that blasts air at you sniffing for explosives. Whisked right away to a small room!
I always keep an explosives get out of jail free card in my papers.
mad_machine wrote: Just think if our last troll was still on the board. I am sure something nasty would have been posted here by now. I have only flown once since the TSA came into being. One way from Oklahoma to Philly.. had no issues
You mean because your all SHEEPLE and BELIEVE whatever the TSA WANTS you to BELIEVE or something along those lines?
Yeah - I don't miss it either.
Welcome back WorksGarage.
If I ran the TSA, these pat-downs would be done by stunningly gorgeous employees in candlelit rooms with soft music and a complementary glass of red wine.
1988RedT2 wrote: If I ran the TSA, I would fire everyone and then quit
Fixed that for you.
N Sperlo wrote:KATYB wrote: s;ightly older geez im 28 27 last time i flew and i still got picked28 27? A little indecisive today.
KatyB is the anti-Marjorie, at least when it comes to punctuation! 
i meant im 28 but i was 27 last time i flew.
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