Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
6/25/18 7:41 p.m.

So, some of you know me. Some of you know I can cook. A few of you know I work for a restaurant supplier based out of grand Rapids Michigan. This is a dangerous combo. 

 

The other day, I was strolling through my back room at work, and came across a couple of curious boxes, in a cart. Concerned they were supposed to be refrigerated,  I toted them up front. Turns out, they were a couple of cases of pork belly destined for a restaurant of ours. I think they were a sales rep sample, but I dont care. My store manager (a liberal and a vegetarian) was tired of looking at them, and decided they were out. That means, I took home a case of pork belly, roughly 20lbs worth, for....free. 

 

Armed with that knowledge,  I had to figure out what to do with it . Now. I know how to cook a pork belly. But, what did I want to put it in? Chili,  some sort of burger......tacos! A plan was hatched, and ingredients were purchased. 

 

Step 1- the gross part. So, pork belly. It's a flap of meat on the belly of the pig. It's not very thick. It can be very long. This is how you get bacon. there are 5 roughly 2lb slabs there. The other 4, and its friends from slab #2 are taking a slumber next to the 10lb box of cheese curds,  the proprietary chipotle chicken (yeah, I have a case of chicken from chipotle. Had a thing of queso too...but we ate all that) in the freezer I'm using as a counter top. that's what uncured, fresh belly looks like. For reference, that is not a steak knife. That is a 9" chef knife. This stuff is no joke. After a liberal bath in assorted spices including Himalayan salts, smoked paprika, and pretty much whatever I felt like putting on it, it went into the oven at 450 degrees for a half an hour. Once that was done, turned the oven down to 275, and let it ride for another hour. (Uncovered the whole time, and on a raised roasting grate on a cookie sheet, if you're writing this down. ) ideally I should have seasoned the night before, but we were riding secret rollercoasters and not getting struck by lightning instead. I live a weird life.

 

Now, if you've eaten pork belly before (and the only excuse I'll accept for not is allergy to pork) its very flavorful,  but extremely rich and fatty. You need something to cut that. Armed with a bag of slaw (prebagged target slaw) and a shockingly nice garlic/lime vinaigrette I found,  threw a little extra key lime juice in (you have to have key lime juice in florida. It's the law. And delicious in gin.) We've got our veg. 

 

Being who I am, I also needed spice. Now, I've done jalepeno mango slaw before, so I know good and well slaw and jalepeno work. But, I wasnt feeling it. So, we grabbed a couple jalepenos, sliced em down thin with a cheap Chinese mandolin from wish.com, breaded them, and fried them. Fried jalapenos are otherworldly. French's makes a decent one. Gordon food service does not. I make an amazing one, but they're mine. In any event, put that E36 M3 on everything. 

this is what a cooked belly looks like. Resting it to allow the juices and stuff to cool and not bleed all over is essential. While it was resting, and I was finishing up, I threw a hunk of it in the fry oil that the jalepenos had been in. About 60 seconds later....holy E36 M3. Just....goddamn. I'll be deep frying some of it. 

 

In any event- heres the final product. pork belly, cilantro/lime/garlic slaw, fried jalepeno, and a bit of sour cream. I would have had crema, but my target is berkeleying stupid and doesnt carry it so they can sell E36 M3 to tourists. (Given that I live half a mile from the closest target to Disney world......) it was kind of insane. I think I might double fry and throw it in some chili next. 

dculberson
dculberson UltimaDork
6/25/18 7:47 p.m.

Looks awesome! But I’m a liberal too so I might not know what I’m talking about. 

I got a 5lb slab of pork belly once. It’s really a thing to behold, isn’t it? Oh man is it good too. I want to try your fried jalapeños - can you share how you breaded them?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
6/25/18 7:56 p.m.

In reply to Mndsm :

Hot golden damn that looks good. If you ever decide to start up a food truck business and head up the east coast, I am so there. 

Dirtydog
Dirtydog HalfDork
6/25/18 7:57 p.m.

You could spread that "liberally" across my plate, thank you.

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
6/25/18 8:21 p.m.
dculberson said:

Looks awesome! But I’m a liberal too so I might not know what I’m talking about. 

I got a 5lb slab of pork belly once. It’s really a thing to behold, isn’t it? Oh man is it good too. I want to try your fried jalapeños - can you share how you breaded them?

Sho nuff. Its especially easy. Slice down thin. Think 2-3mm thick, cut em shortways so they make rings. Dip in a mixture of egg and milk (I only keep whole milk, because I use it to cook, and keep my reflux chill) dredge in a mix of self rising flour (the secret is in the baking soda) salt, and pepper,  drop in hot oil. I use canola because it's stupid cheap at work and I go through a E36 M3load of it, but vegetable will work fine and has less flavor, little bit cleaner. Fry @ 350* or so, for about 90sec or so. Consume!

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
6/25/18 8:25 p.m.
EastCoastMojo said:

In reply to Mndsm :

Hot golden damn that looks good. If you ever decide to start up a food truck business and head up the east coast, I am so there. 

You're not the first to tell me that. A friend of mine recently started a bbq joint and I think I broke him when I made up a bbq monte Cristo recipe on the fly. 

84FSP
84FSP SuperDork
6/25/18 8:43 p.m.

Love the home made bacon.  Have a recipe to share with us no talent hacks.?

I’ve wanted to try and recreate this braised pork belly from Asia that I’ve had a few times.

Robbie
Robbie PowerDork
6/25/18 9:20 p.m.

I ate way too much at dinner tonight and am sitting here stuffed. With my mouth watering.

Not sure I've ever experienced that before.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
6/25/18 9:27 p.m.

This liberal likes pork. And cow and chicken and rattlesnake and emu and elk and meat. Just meat. Even some random “meat” on a stick I had in a market in xian China. 

 

I also love tacos. And I want to eat your taco.  

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
6/25/18 9:47 p.m.
84FSP said:

Love the home made bacon.  Have a recipe to share with us no talent hacks.?

I’ve wanted to try and recreate this braised pork belly from Asia that I’ve had a few times.

Recipes? I generally make E36 M3 up as I'm going. I have a few flavor profiles I've got memorized, but I never measure anything, sometimes forget what I put in it, season by color (seriously. When it looks the right color, I've seasoned it with..whatever well enough. ) often refer to herbs as "the green spices" and am generally a walking disaster in the kitchen. But often as I tell my customers- I didn't get this way eating salad.  I experiment. A lot. Food cost is a massive issue worldwide, and I am at a significant advantage. The last time I bought chicken,  it was boneless skinless breast,  and I can't honestly tell you how much I bought, but in any event, it cost me like 30 bucks. I got something like 15 meals lit of it. It was less than a dollar a pound.  I dont have a ton of measurements memorized. 

 

 Braised pork belly is similar to the process I've outlined, but in reverse. It's like cooking an oven rack of ribs. Basic rub (this case I'd probably go salt pepper onion garlic brown sugar ginger Chinese 5 spice) pat in good. Slow and low for a couple hours. In the meantime make a Chinese sauce (soy, fish/oyster sauce,  hoisin, garlic, red pepper flake, ginger, maybe citrus, maybe gochujang,  but that's korean). Baste your meat every 20min or so to get a good solid layer of sauce/caramelized going on. Last half hour, crank 8t to 450ish, which will turn all that basting into that Chinese food shellac you know. Want it red? Use food coloring. Most of the chefs I know do that, simply because everyone expects it  to be red. 

 

I do know revrico has worked in a Chinese food kitchen before, and hes a damn fine cook. He might have one. 

dculberson
dculberson UltimaDork
6/25/18 11:14 p.m.
Fueled by Caffeine said:

 I want to eat your taco.  

Are we not doing “phrasing!” any more?

 

@mndsm: I’m going to try the jalapeños. I fry in peanut oil a lot and like the taste - think that would work ok?

Mndsm
Mndsm MegaDork
6/26/18 5:32 a.m.

Peanut is fine. Fries great. 

RevRico
RevRico UberDork
6/26/18 6:21 a.m.

In reply to Mndsm :

I do know revrico has worked in a Chinese food kitchen before, and hes a damn fine cook. He might have one

3 years working in a Japanese kitchen staffed by Mexicans and an Egyptian, owned by a white guy. I've got lots of recipes. 

As far as sticky pork belly goes though, I have a few recipes but none I'm willing to put my name on yet, because until recently pork belly has been a fairly rare commodity around here, and I've been focused on smoking and grilling it when I have it. 

Since I am working on a cookbook now, I am going to be ironing out that recipe as well as a few others, I just need to get my hands on some. Tomorrow is grocery day, and I'm going to be seeing what kind of price I can get from where you work, because I've been very hungry for it and seeing those tacos isn't helping. 

So I guess I'll just keep everyone posted. 

deannathegeek
deannathegeek New Reader
6/26/18 10:09 a.m.

I love cooking, but baking is where I shine. Have some martini cupcakes with alcoholic buttercream.

Top to bottom: Peach belini cupcakes with champagne buttercream, coconut lemondrop cupcakes with lemon champagne buttercream, tiramisu cupcakes with khaluha buttercream, and guinness dark chocolate cupcakes with Bailey's buttercream.

(Porny cupcakes are also available, if anyone wants to see the pics.)

deannathegeek
deannathegeek New Reader
6/26/18 10:11 a.m.

Also, if y'all don't have a sous vide machine, look it up and seriously consider investing. For the first time in my life, I can make a perfect medium rare steak center to edge every single time, and it makes making a brisket so much easier without losing any texture or flavor. I seriously can't live without mine anymore.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/26/18 11:31 a.m.

Last weekend I had an appetizer of Chocolate Jalapeno Bacon.  Looking for the recipe.....

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