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Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
6/9/18 7:41 p.m.

You say you know who the perp is... have you tried stealing their identity to buy a smartphone where you can run searches and post things that will definitely get the attention of the FBI, TSA and whatnot? Just be sure to spoof the location (Settings-> Developer Options->Allow Mock Location) so they show up to swat the right house ;)

 

You obviously shouldn't do that... (I do need to say that though in this weird climate where it happens and people get shot) but perhaps some other ideas about how to get the feds to take a closer look that are just clever and not a felony might occur to you if you think along those lines.Happy plotting! 

 

poopshovel again
poopshovel again MegaDork
6/10/18 8:23 a.m.

Dang, dude. So sorry to hear this.

Sucks that law enforcement are good “tax-collectors” and little else. A buddy of mine recently got hosed by a chinese manufacturer for $60k. Contacted his buddy at the FBI who literally laughed and told him anything less than 7 figures isn’t worth their time :/

I hope you figure out a way to land this shiny happy person in jail.

Pete Gossett
Pete Gossett MegaDork
6/10/18 9:39 a.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker :

You’re alive!!! 

SVreX (Forum Supporter)
SVreX (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
5/12/21 7:56 a.m.

Please DO NOT bump this thread. 

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