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Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition Dork
7/12/16 5:14 p.m.

We've given up naming cats. Whenever we pick an official name my wife ends up calling it something different, anyway.

The cat we named Scarlet, for example, she kept calling Tiny Hienie for her narrow ass, which just got shortened to Tiny. I don't think it was ever actually called Scarlet.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
7/12/16 5:16 p.m.
PHeller wrote: You should name him David S Wallens. Haha

Oh man, David S Wallens threw up a hairball in my shoes. David S Wallens just peed on the rug again. DAVID S WALLENS, STOP SCRATCHING THE COUCH!

Turboeric
Turboeric Reader
7/12/16 6:34 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote: Just picture yourself standing at the back door calling the cat's name.

In this case, it doesn't matter. Your neighbours will know you're delusional for thinking you can call a cat!

slantvaliant
slantvaliant UltraDork
7/12/16 6:41 p.m.

Give him a light blue collar, and call him Delaney.

etifosi
etifosi Dork
7/12/16 6:48 p.m.

How about Val? Short for Valencia. It neutral and an orange.

BoxheadTim
BoxheadTim UltimaDork
7/12/16 6:52 p.m.

Our big orange furball is called Valentino, aka Vals. He even (mostly) shows up when called.

Javelin
Javelin MegaDork
7/12/16 6:56 p.m.

My cat comes when called, and his name is Lrrr.

I keep threatening to get another cat and call her Ndnd to keep him under control...

Furious_E
Furious_E HalfDork
7/12/16 6:56 p.m.
OHSCrifle wrote: I like Cheddaah or Juice

How bout OJ?

PHeller
PHeller PowerDork
7/12/16 6:58 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote:
PHeller wrote: You should name him David S Wallens. Haha
Oh man, David S Wallens threw up a hairball in my shoes. David S Wallens just peed on the rug again. DAVID S WALLENS, STOP SCRATCHING THE COUCH!

Wouldn't be the first you've heard that, eh?

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
7/12/16 7:01 p.m.

Trump...

travellering
travellering Reader
7/12/16 7:12 p.m.

It's best to name your cat something both unique and easy to remember for both of you. That's why my next cat's name will be the entire lyrics of the Humpty Dance.

Jumper K. Balls
Jumper K. Balls UberDork
7/12/16 7:30 p.m.

Skillet

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
7/12/16 7:36 p.m.

Julius

... Orange Julius

wheelsmithy
wheelsmithy Dork
7/12/16 7:51 p.m.

Blanket

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
7/12/16 8:12 p.m.

Cheesy poof

pinchvalve
pinchvalve MegaDork
7/12/16 8:16 p.m.

I have an orange ball named Max, although I am pretty certain he thinks his name is "GOOD LORD SHUT UP AND STOP MEOWING YOU STUPID ORANGE BALL OF CRAP".

secretariata
secretariata Dork
7/12/16 8:53 p.m.

BB? Orange ball reference, but not furry...

Morris for the infamous finicky tabby...

OHSCrifle
OHSCrifle Dork
7/12/16 8:54 p.m.

Doug

HunterBenz
HunterBenz Reader
7/12/16 8:55 p.m.

I've always thought Chairman Meow would be a cool cat name. I heard it on a TV show or something and I thought it was hilarious.

egnorant
egnorant SuperDork
7/12/16 10:14 p.m.

Had an orange cat named Mustard. His first official name was Chester but someone kept mispronouncing it as Mustard. The next cat was white so he was Mayonaise and we found you could buy green cats from Denmark in case we ever wanted one named Relish or Lettuce!

Bruce

Antihero
Antihero Reader
7/12/16 11:09 p.m.

How about Katya? Pronounced cat yah

curtis73
curtis73 PowerDork
7/13/16 1:07 a.m.
Javelin wrote: DexCool!

Quoting just because this is the best answer.

STM317
STM317 Reader
7/13/16 5:24 a.m.

If you insist on naming cats, I think Spalding or Wilson would be appropriate for an orange ball

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
7/13/16 5:38 a.m.

SchiThead (it's French)

Morris

Orion (MiB reference)

Spot (Star Trek TNG reference)

Thomasina (From the book)

Whatever the name of you ex is you still think about but SWMBO doesn't like...

foxtrapper
foxtrapper UltimaDork
7/13/16 6:02 a.m.

If that isn't a classic elf face.

So I'd nominate the name Elf.

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