We've given up naming cats. Whenever we pick an official name my wife ends up calling it something different, anyway.
The cat we named Scarlet, for example, she kept calling Tiny Hienie for her narrow ass, which just got shortened to Tiny. I don't think it was ever actually called Scarlet.
PHeller wrote:
You should name him David S Wallens. Haha
Oh man, David S Wallens threw up a hairball in my shoes. David S Wallens just peed on the rug again. DAVID S WALLENS, STOP SCRATCHING THE COUCH!
Keith Tanner wrote:
Just picture yourself standing at the back door calling the cat's name.
In this case, it doesn't matter. Your neighbours will know you're delusional for thinking you can call a cat!
Give him a light blue collar, and call him Delaney.
How about Val? Short for Valencia. It neutral and an orange.
Our big orange furball is called Valentino, aka Vals. He even (mostly) shows up when called.
My cat comes when called, and his name is Lrrr.
I keep threatening to get another cat and call her Ndnd to keep him under control...
PHeller
PowerDork
7/12/16 6:58 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote:
PHeller wrote:
You should name him David S Wallens. Haha
Oh man, David S Wallens threw up a hairball in my shoes. David S Wallens just peed on the rug again. DAVID S WALLENS, STOP SCRATCHING THE COUCH!
Wouldn't be the first you've heard that, eh?
It's best to name your cat something both unique and easy to remember for both of you. That's why my next cat's name will be the entire lyrics of the Humpty Dance.
I have an orange ball named Max, although I am pretty certain he thinks his name is "GOOD LORD SHUT UP AND STOP MEOWING YOU STUPID ORANGE BALL OF CRAP".
BB? Orange ball reference, but not furry...
Morris for the infamous finicky tabby...
I've always thought Chairman Meow would be a cool cat name. I heard it on a TV show or something and I thought it was hilarious.
Had an orange cat named Mustard. His first official name was Chester but someone kept mispronouncing it as Mustard. The next cat was white so he was Mayonaise and we found you could buy green cats from Denmark in case we ever wanted one named Relish or Lettuce!
Bruce
How about Katya? Pronounced cat yah
Javelin wrote:
DexCool!
Quoting just because this is the best answer.
STM317
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7/13/16 5:24 a.m.
If you insist on naming cats, I think Spalding or Wilson would be appropriate for an orange ball
SchiThead (it's French)
Morris
Orion (MiB reference)
Spot (Star Trek TNG reference)
Thomasina (From the book)
Whatever the name of you ex is you still think about but SWMBO doesn't like...
If that isn't a classic elf face.
So I'd nominate the name Elf.