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volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse HalfDork
1/14/14 2:00 p.m.

...I'd have about enough to buy a brand new Corolla.

Meh. I'd still take the booze.

Cheers!

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
1/14/14 2:06 p.m.

Just a Corolla? Rookie.

Maroon92
Maroon92 MegaDork
1/14/14 2:27 p.m.

If I had back all the money I'd spent in my life on booze, I'd buy more booze...

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
1/14/14 2:27 p.m.

I could buy a bicycle.. my drinking career started late and ended early

bravenrace
bravenrace UltimaDork
1/14/14 2:33 p.m.

I'd be very unhappy...

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse HalfDork
1/14/14 2:34 p.m.
mndsm wrote: Just a Corolla? Rookie.

I figured 15 years of averaging $2 or $3 per day, plus once a month going out for $25 or so. I've never been a big drinker, just a steady one. shrug I hear there's health benefits to it.

Now, if I can just get my local wine store to accept my HSA debit card...

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
1/14/14 2:37 p.m.
volvoclearinghouse wrote:
mndsm wrote: Just a Corolla? Rookie.
I figured 15 years of averaging $2 or $3 per day, plus once a month going out for $25 or so. I've never been a big drinker, just a steady one. *shrug* I hear there's health benefits to it. Now, if I can just get my local wine store to accept my HSA debit card...

Yeah, I used to go out a lot... hence my buildup... I don't drink a ton any more. I just like giving people E36 M3.

SnowMongoose
SnowMongoose HalfDork
1/14/14 3:05 p.m.

I'd not have all that much money.
Only been drinking for 10 years + holy crap I'm a lightweight + don't live in big city = the job gets done cheaply.

ProDarwin
ProDarwin UltraDork
1/14/14 3:17 p.m.

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3.

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.

(This is where it gets scary!)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 – correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
1/14/14 4:42 p.m.
mad_machine wrote: I could buy a bicycle.. my drinking career started late and ended early

"A" bicycle can often cost more than "A" Corolla...

As with booze, quality trumps quantity.

bearmtnmartin
bearmtnmartin HalfDork
1/14/14 4:44 p.m.

I would never have lost my virginity. I consider some of those drunken hazes a pretty good investment.

HiTempguy
HiTempguy UltraDork
1/14/14 4:55 p.m.
bearmtnmartin wrote: I would never have lost my virginity. I consider some of those drunken hazes a pretty good investment.

Dunno if that is something to be proud of... LOL!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
1/14/14 4:58 p.m.

A 2006 study by Texas A&M University found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

Therefore, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
1/14/14 5:22 p.m.

If I had all the money I spent on booze, I couldn't even buy a $2014 Challenge car.

Smokes on the other hand...

Glad I quit that.

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle HalfDork
1/14/14 5:29 p.m.

I could have a challenge car or two based on the free booze that we acquired about 5 years ago. Fun fact: When liquor is donated to an event (Lets say the Jimmy V golf tourney) it is illegal to sell. My wife just happened to be in charge of the booze. We had the back of my 03 Explorer full to the top with the seats folded down with alcohol. It was glorious. I still have about 20 bottles left.

I could buy another challenge car with the cash I have spent on drinks. My time at the bars was pretty short.

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 Dork
1/14/14 5:58 p.m.

I'm coming up on the $108K number, I'm certain. Meh. I could have done more "productive" things, but I have funnier stories. And a Ferrari is for someone who can't get laid on their own anyway. I lean on the booze for that.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
1/14/14 6:09 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: If I had all the money I spent on booze, I couldn't even buy a $2014 Challenge car. Smokes on the other hand... Glad I quit that.

A big +1 on the smokes. I miss em... But at nearly 8 bucks a pack... I'd rather not smoke for a couple months and buy a bottle of Jameson 18 yr.

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
1/14/14 6:45 p.m.
mndsm wrote:
Toyman01 wrote: If I had all the money I spent on booze, I couldn't even buy a $2014 Challenge car. Smokes on the other hand... Glad I quit that.
A big +1 on the smokes. I miss em... But at nearly 8 bucks a pack... I'd rather not smoke for a couple months and buy a bottle of Jameson 18 yr.

I could walk outside and light one up right now and enjoy the hell out of it. Every time I get the urge I say, $400 a month. It gets me some odd looks occasionally.

$400 a month, $400 a month, $400 a month...

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
1/14/14 7:03 p.m.
volvoclearinghouse wrote: ...I'd have about enough to buy a brand new Aston Martin. Meh. I'd still take the fine wine and Scotch. Cheers!

Altered to fit my personality

93gsxturbo
93gsxturbo Dork
1/14/14 7:14 p.m.

$7k in one year in college. That was a fun year.

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse HalfDork
1/14/14 8:39 p.m.

It's fun to see the wide disparity here...and the comments about other vices. It seems I always had "smoking 2 packs a day will cost you in two years a new car" blah blah blah drilled into me but no one ever makes those correlations about drinking. Hell, when you read all the articles about saving money they're always admonishing people to give up the $5/ day Starbucks habit. I don't know anyone who drinks $5 coffees every day. But I know a few people who drink that much alcohol.

Smoking never took with me. I used to smoke when I drank (and when cigs were cheaper), and occasionally a cigar now and then, but lately I just haven't had the urge at all. I found an old pack of Black N' Milds (classy!) in my sock drawer today, and pitched them right in the trash without a second thought.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
1/14/14 8:49 p.m.
volvoclearinghouse wrote: It's fun to see the wide disparity here...and the comments about other vices. It seems I always had "smoking 2 packs a day will cost you in two years a new car" blah blah blah drilled into me but no one ever makes those correlations about drinking. Hell, when you read all the articles about saving money they're always admonishing people to give up the $5/ day Starbucks habit. I don't know anyone who drinks $5 coffees every day. But I know a few people who drink that much alcohol. Smoking never took with me. I used to smoke when I drank (and when cigs were cheaper), and occasionally a cigar now and then, but lately I just haven't had the urge at all. I found an old pack of Black N' Milds (classy!) in my sock drawer today, and pitched them right in the trash without a second thought.

Consider yourself fortunate.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
1/14/14 9:05 p.m.

Wow. You guys remember how much you drank??

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
1/14/14 9:11 p.m.

In reply to SVreX:

No. But I do know how much money I dont have and can make an educated guess to my finances.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
1/14/14 9:12 p.m.

Wow. You know how much money you DON'T have??

I am clearly outclassed in this crowd.

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