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clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
7/2/13 9:12 a.m.

Wow, just wow.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
7/2/13 9:17 a.m.
novaderrik wrote: they screen the posts to make sure they are legit, but how in the hell are they going to know who is or isn't a vegan? do they have a secret club and a secret handshake that only other vegans know, and are the operators of this site in possession of a list of every active vegan in the country?

They tattoo a serial number on their arm and make them wear a special armband.

nderwater
nderwater UberDork
7/2/13 9:27 a.m.

PHeller
PHeller UltraDork
7/2/13 9:36 a.m.
Osterkraut wrote: I would argue that the near-impossibility she's getting enough protein in her diet to undertake a serious exercise regemin is holding her back from being a "sexier girl."

She's actually lacto-ovo-pescatarian, eats eggs, milk (skim, yuck), and loves cheese. She could never give up cheese. She'll also eat shellfish and fish, because they aren't cute enough to live. So basically, she eats what most people would consider "healthy" foods.

She did comment last night about the chicken I was cooking; "that used to be a beautiful chicken."

I replied "it still is. Beautifully Delicious."

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
7/2/13 9:39 a.m.
nderwater wrote:

\m/ >_< \m/

Sky_Render
Sky_Render Dork
7/2/13 9:44 a.m.

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of such delicious meat?!

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon Dork
7/2/13 9:46 a.m.

I had so much guilt that a watched every episode of epic meal time to console myself.

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
7/2/13 9:48 a.m.
Grizz wrote: What a bunch of worthless faggots. I'm going to punch an endangered animal in the berkeleying face just out of spite now. Added bonus, E36 M3 like this just makes people hate vegans all the more.

I don't see anything on there about their sexual orientation.

clownkiller
clownkiller Reader
7/2/13 9:58 a.m.

In reply to Spoolpigeon: Epic Mealtime is Canadian! Mmmm back bacon!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
7/2/13 9:59 a.m.
Lesley wrote: I don't see anything on there about their sexual orientation.

When I was a kid a faggot was a Welsh recipe involving a ball of pork liver and heart meat, bacon, onions and bread crumbs wrapped up in a piece of pig gut and baked.

I'm sure that is what Grizz meant.

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
7/2/13 10:10 a.m.
Brett_Murphy wrote: In reply to Osterkraut: Since this is a family friendly board and I don't know PHeller that well, I won't mention annother source for protein that some sexually active vegetarians exploit.

Vegetarian, yes. But I have wondered if is considered among vegans as an "animal byproduct" and therefore not permitted?

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UberDork
7/2/13 10:14 a.m.
PHeller wrote:
Osterkraut wrote: I would argue that the near-impossibility she's getting enough protein in her diet to undertake a serious exercise regemin is holding her back from being a "sexier girl."
She's actually lacto-ovo-pescatarian, eats eggs, milk (skim, yuck), and loves cheese. She could never give up cheese. She'll also eat shellfish and fish, because they aren't cute enough to live. So basically, she eats what most people would consider "healthy" foods. She did comment last night about the chicken I was cooking; "that used to be a beautiful chicken." I replied "it still is. Beautifully Delicious."

Then she's never been around live chickens. They are far from beautiful creatures. They're disgusting, nasty birds.

Grizz
Grizz SuperDork
7/2/13 10:16 a.m.
Lesley wrote:
Grizz wrote: What a bunch of worthless faggots. I'm going to punch an endangered animal in the berkeleying face just out of spite now. Added bonus, E36 M3 like this just makes people hate vegans all the more.
I don't see anything on there about their sexual orientation.

I sent that link to a gay friend of mine and his exact words were "those fags are trying way too hard to piss people off"

A word is a word is a word, just because I call someone a vajajay does not mean I think they're a woman, and just because I call someone a faggot does not mean I think they're gay.

Also, that thing GPS mentioned sounds both disgusting and delicious, but I doubt its Welshness since the name wasn't a long string of consonants that made up gibberish.

Ian F
Ian F PowerDork
7/2/13 10:18 a.m.

In reply to Bobzilla:

Yep. I've seen a lot of live chickens. Their lack of beauty is only matched by their lack of brain function - judging by how they like to roam the side of the road I commute on (yes... a few try to cross the road... and fail).

JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
7/2/13 10:24 a.m.
slefain wrote:
HappyAndy wrote:
Well if nature knows best then we should follow the plant's example. Don't forget pitcher plants.

...and the sundews and the bladderworts.

[BTW, I just got done watering our pitchers and sundews in our greenhouse]

GameboyRMH wrote:
Grizz wrote: I'm going to punch an endangered animal in the berkeleying face just out of spite now.
Hey now, many endangered animals are carnivorous and very much anti-vegan. In fact some of them would be happy to eat vegans. Whose side are you on?

+1

Both of the endangered species that have bitten me were omnivores, and thus happy to eat some types of other critters.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
7/2/13 10:36 a.m.

In reply to nderwater:

This thread just got awesome!

Osterkraut
Osterkraut UberDork
7/2/13 11:38 a.m.
PHeller wrote:
Osterkraut wrote: I would argue that the near-impossibility she's getting enough protein in her diet to undertake a serious exercise regemin is holding her back from being a "sexier girl."
She's actually lacto-ovo-pescatarian, eats eggs, milk (skim, yuck), and loves cheese. She could never give up cheese. She'll also eat shellfish and fish, because they aren't cute enough to live. So basically, she eats what most people would consider "healthy" foods. She did comment last night about the chicken I was cooking; "that used to be a beautiful chicken." I replied "it still is. Beautifully Delicious."

Well now with those modifiers she can atleast get the protein. I'm going to need pictures for closure, though.

Agreed that chickens are ugly, filthy animals.

Brett_Murphy wrote: In reply to Osterkraut: Since this is a family friendly board and I don't know PHeller that well, I won't mention annother source for protein that some sexually active vegetarians exploit.

If you figure the average "shot" is 10mL, you're looking at 0.5g a pop (yes I looked it up, my google search history goes some strange places). High-end protein requirements for a highly active person is around 1g/lb of body weight. Let's say she's pretty damn hot so 125lbs, so you're looking at 250 loads swallowed a day... Bukakke, anyone?

Duke
Duke PowerDork
7/2/13 11:44 a.m.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
7/2/13 11:56 a.m.

In reply to Osterkraut:

So sluts are healthy?

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
7/2/13 12:06 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: When I was a kid a faggot was a Welsh recipe involving a ball of pork liver and heart meat, bacon, onions and bread crumbs wrapped up in a piece of pig gut and baked. I'm sure that is what Grizz meant.

You're Welsh too? What are the odds?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The language of vegetarianism drives me nuts. Either you are, or you aren't. Dressing it up with fancy words that tell me you aren't just makes you look like an idiot.

mapper
mapper Reader
7/2/13 12:09 p.m.

The wife and I are trying "sorta" vegan right now but not for any moral reason (I could kill a bacon cheeseburger right now) Since I've started exercising a lot more, I've experimented with removing foods from my diet and seeing the effect on my inflammation and recovery. By cutting out the most inflammatory foods (surprise-- red meat, eggs, dairy, soy) I've seen a marked improvement in my pain levels and ability to breath when exercising. If I add any of the listed foods back in it isn't long before I feel like E36 M3. By eating a lot of cold water fish and the occasional small amount of chicken I hope I can keep this up.

Most vegans I've come across have been total self righteous DBs but there are some parts of the diet that might be helpful to some people.

Javelin
Javelin MegaDork
7/2/13 12:25 p.m.
Grizz wrote: What a bunch of worthless faggots. I'm going to punch an endangered animal in the berkeleying face just out of spite now. Added bonus, E36 M3 like this just makes people hate vegans all the more.

These are the kind of E36 M3heads that make being vegetarian seem so stupid to normal people.

Please don't equate all of us with these berkeleytards. That'd be like condemning all car enthusiasts because of this guy:

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
7/2/13 12:26 p.m.

Ah. I'm sure Paula Deen uses the same sort of justification.

Javelin
Javelin MegaDork
7/2/13 12:27 p.m.
slefain wrote: My brother-in-law is vegan but unless you pay REAL close attention you would never know it. He's allergic to a bunch of things so that is part of his reasoning, but I'm not sure about the rest. He makes zero demands at family meals and usually brings his own stuff. He's the most laid back "activist" I've ever seen.

That's how most of us are.

JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
7/2/13 12:29 p.m.

<== Wants to break check people with oni-camber

Javelin wrote:
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