MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UberDork
5/22/14 8:17 a.m.

This guy has put together a couple thousand random statistics and searched for correlations between them.

Tyler Vigen's Spurious Correlations

There are some truly weird ones that seem to track very well together - here are some that seemed particularly amusing.

Shouldn't this last one lag long enough for undiagnosable Check Engine lights and biodegradable wiring to become a factor?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/22/14 8:24 a.m.

Correlation is not causation!

Sorry, but I had to throw that in because every internet thread with a statistics/chart conclusion must have one asshat throw that out even when it's clearly a joke... and it's my turn.

Carry on.

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
5/22/14 9:19 a.m.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
5/22/14 9:31 a.m.

statistics are fun. 90% of them are made up on the spot!

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UberDork
5/22/14 10:19 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Correlation is not causation! Sorry, but I had to throw that in because every internet thread with a statistics/chart conclusion must have one asshat throw that out even when it's clearly a joke... and it's my turn. Carry on.

But what's the fun in that? It ruins any good theories on why Nicolas Cage movies cause people to drown in their swimming pools!

KyAllroad
KyAllroad Reader
5/22/14 10:39 a.m.

Lies Damned Lies

And Statistics

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
5/22/14 2:16 p.m.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' HalfDork
5/22/14 3:17 p.m.

On average, humans have one testicle and one ovary.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/22/14 11:35 p.m.

50% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/23/14 9:47 a.m.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
5/23/14 10:00 a.m.

I am trying to figure out how someone dies from becoming tangled in their bedsheets.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/23/14 10:05 a.m.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
5/23/14 12:37 p.m.
93EXCivic wrote: I am trying to figure out how someone dies from becoming tangled in their bedsheets.

Meanwhile, I have something new to worry about.

fanfoy
fanfoy HalfDork
5/23/14 1:28 p.m.
Knurled wrote:
93EXCivic wrote: I am trying to figure out how someone dies from becoming tangled in their bedsheets.
Meanwhile, I have something new to worry about.

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