Im alone in the office| Off-Topic Discussion forum |

logdog HalfDork
1/21/13 2:10 p.m.

I am the only one in the office (boss is letting me observe today on Friday for Sno-Drift) and I only set up one joke. And its kinda lame. I think Im losing my edge.

4cylndrfury UltimaDork
1/21/13 2:14 p.m.

huge foil pouch full of popcorn, a dental filling with a shortwave radio in it, and a giant frickin lazer equals lulz

Curmudgeon MegaDork
1/21/13 2:20 p.m.

Good one we pulled on an old boss: we got one of those urinal cakes (a fresh, not used one! ) broke it into small pieces and stashed them all around his office. For a week afterwards, if you were in his office and h was holding forth he'd stop in mid conversation and say 'Why the hell does it smell like a bathroom in here?'

Conquest351 SuperDork
1/21/13 2:23 p.m.

Packing peanuts. They sell them in enormous bags. Go buy some. Fill up an office/cubicle/whatever.

Marjorie Suddard General Manager
1/21/13 2:26 p.m.

Get naked. Then sit in everyone's chairs. Fart if possible.

That's it. Never tell anyone, instead keeping it to yourself to enjoy whenever your coworkers are annoying you.

Margie

logdog HalfDork
1/21/13 2:29 p.m.

Marjorie Suddard wrote: Get naked. Then sit in everyone's chairs. Fart if possible. That's it. Never tell anyone, instead keeping it to yourself to enjoy whenever your coworkers are annoying you. Margie

I like it! Consider it done.

Marjorie Suddard General Manager
1/21/13 2:33 p.m.

In reply to logdog:

And here I was thinking I hadn't gotten anything done today. Excellent.

Margie

pilotbraden Dork
1/21/13 2:42 p.m.

I am locking my car at the SnoDrift.

tuna55 UberDork
1/21/13 2:58 p.m.

Marjorie Suddard wrote: In reply to logdog: And here I was thinking I hadn't gotten anything done today. Excellent. Margie

You've mentioned butts twice in one day (i think the 18 year old ass comment was made today, anyway).

That's... odd. It probably says something. I am not sure what. I am not sure I want to know what.

logdog HalfDork
1/21/13 2:59 p.m.

pilotbraden wrote: I am locking my car at the SnoDrift.

Marjorie Suddard General Manager
1/21/13 3:07 p.m.

In reply to tuna55:

Well, the butt comment was yesterday. And I think of this suggestion as more, uh, teabaggy, with just a soupçon of flatulence. Completely different.

Margie

tuna55 UberDork
1/21/13 3:08 p.m.

Marjorie Suddard wrote: In reply to tuna55: Well, the butt comment was yesterday. And I think of this suggestion as more, uh, teabaggy, with just a soupçon of flatulence. Completely different. Margie

So basically what you're saying is that every day this week you've posted about butts. You're right, that's much better!

Marjorie Suddard General Manager
1/21/13 3:10 p.m.

What can I say? I'm on a run. [rimshot]

Okay, I'll stop now.

Margie

AngryCorvair PowerDork
1/21/13 4:02 p.m.

rimshot was funnier than run. you're a cunning linguist indeed.

nicksta43 Dork
1/21/13 5:55 p.m.

In reply to Marjorie Suddard:

I can't help but think that this kind of stuff goes on at GRM World Headquarters on a regular basis.

stuart in mn PowerDork
1/21/13 6:54 p.m.

Marjorie Suddard wrote: Get naked. Then sit in everyone's chairs. Fart if possible. That's it. Never tell anyone, instead keeping it to yourself to enjoy whenever your coworkers are annoying you. Margie

Hopefully they don't have security cameras.

moparman76_69 HalfDork
1/21/13 7:01 p.m.

AngryCorvair wrote: rimshot was funnier than run. you're a cunning linguist indeed.

at least it was rimshot and not rim- never mind...

T.J. PowerDork
1/21/13 7:05 p.m.

I worked a short day today because of the holiday. I left after 10 hours instead of 12 or 13. Of course, I only got that 'break' because I worked all weekend. It was a holiday for the company I work for, but not one for the client we support, so I do get paid for 18 hours today for working 10.