We were dropping the transmission out of my friend, Rob's, Grand Marquis. After a bunch of transmission fluid shot across my face, I roll out from under the car. Rob went to go grab something to wipe the fluid up because we don't want to make a mess in George's garage. I hollar to him because I've got ATF in my mouth and on my lips. Rob tosses me the first thing he could grab for me to wipe the fluid off. Gorge wondered what I was doing rubbing his old underwear across my face.
BWHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!
Fluid from a tranny and you wound up with a dude's underwear? That's some party
Looked at picture first before reading story, was looking forward to epic story about underpants being ripped off. 
Still pretty funny.
LOL so which was worse, the ATF or the taint stank?
That's your story and you're sticking to it.
Leave out a few key details and it sounds like a scene from the hangover.
There's got to be a good back story about why the underwear was in the garage. 
RealMiniParker wrote: There's got to be a good back story about why the underwear was in the garage.
Pretty simple actually. For use as a shop towel. It was cleaned and in the pile of other shredded rags.
That's absolutely brutal in so many ways.
the evidence left behind will lead others to believe that tranny fluid ended up on someone's hootus, not that there's anything wrong with that.
So is THAT the story you told the wife?
Was that stain on the underwear BEFORE you wiped your face with it?
Mad skidz, yo!
N Sperlo wrote:RealMiniParker wrote: There's got to be a good back story about why the underwear was in the garage.Pretty simple actually. For use as a shop towel. It was cleaned and in the pile of other shredded rags.
Dang. I was hoping a girl named Amy was involved. 
N Sperlo wrote:RealMiniParker wrote: There's got to be a good back story about why the underwear was in the garage.Pretty simple actually. For use as a shop towel. It was cleaned and in the pile of other shredded rags.
Oh thank God. I couldn't figure out if all the brown was before or after.
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