Important milestone on Mars

Mankind has drawn a dick on it

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/04/24/nasa_penis_mars/

When an alien race goes all archeologist on our long-dead civilization I gander they will find many such symbols.

"This must have been the symbol of their species"

The Red Dick

Looks like something from an episode of UK Top Gear.

Dick in space?

I shall name it "Phillip K."

stuart in mn wrote: Looks like something from an episode of UK Top Gear.

"Thank you for calling NASA Assistance, what can I help you with today?"

"Yes, I've drawn a gentleman's sausage on the surface of Mars and I need to run away."

"Certainly Mr. Clarkson, I can help you with that. Please locate the handle for your helmet and remove your helmet."

"GRVSDFSgagagrqfa!!!!!!"

"Excellent. I'm glad I was able to help you today. Don't hesitate to contact us again if you need assistance in the future."

I fear that this may be our greatest achievement.

turboswede wrote:

stuart in mn wrote: Looks like something from an episode of UK Top Gear.

"Thank you for calling NASA Assistance, what can I help you with today?" "Yes, I've drawn a gentleman's sausage on the surface of Mars and I need to run away." "Certainly Mr. Clarkson, I can help you with that. Please locate the handle for your helmet and remove your helmet." "GRVSDFSgagagrqfa!!!!!!" "Excellent. I'm glad I was able to help you today. Don't hesitate to contact us again if you need assistance in the future."

I try to include the term "gentlemen's sausage" in everyday conversations as often as possible.

Matt B wrote: When an alien race goes all archeologist on our long-dead civilization I gander they will find many such symbols.

Like this one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant

or this one?

or this one?

Or any of these lovey Incan pots? (NSFW, yeah I know, it's just pottery)

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&hs=IHS&hl=en&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=historic+monuments+rude&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.45645796,d.dmg&biw=1920&bih=976&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&authuser=0&ei=pT54UYu9Fu3h4AOyr4AY#um=1&client=firefox-a&hs=Yym&hl=en&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&authuser=0&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=inca+pottery+sex&oq=inca+pottery+sex&gs_l=img.3...19356.21441.0.21552.16.15.0.0.0.0.135.1328.11j4.15.0...0.0...1c.1.11.img.qLYPNu3kbp4&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=eebd983d661c0ab6&biw=1920&bih=976

Archaeology is more interesting than many people think. Human nature hasn't changed one bit. I assure you. All types of people existed long, long ago, they just had different means to express themselves. I bet, in the future, a group of asteroid hunters will find one shaped like a giant dong and they will make a HUGE deal about it. "wanna see my dong? It's 3 miles long, orbiting in the asteroid belt, and made of chromium"

They may say "penis on mars," but I know the truth. The first donuts a Human made machine has done on another planet! WOOOO! Now to pave that bitch so we can do some burnouts.

The similarities are staggering.

dculberson wrote: They may say "penis on mars," but I know the truth. The first donuts a Human made machine has done on another planet! WOOOO! Now to pave that bitch so we can do some burnouts.

Don't forget they did donuts and burnouts with the lunar rover.

Curiosity drew a cockandballs on Mars about 2 days after it landed..

Looks like NASA changed your pic. Conspiracy?

Here's another photo of the Martian Gentleman's Sausage in question.

The Streisand effect strikes again!

that's kinda like writing yur name in the snow... but on another planet.... who wouldn't wanna do that

I propose we filter "dick" with Piers Morgan.........then we can have a Piers Morgan to go with our Bob Costas.

That said, the cock n balls on mars is just our way of claiming it.

One small step for man - one giant phallus for mankind????

turboswede wrote:

yamaha wrote: I propose we filter "dick" with Piers Morgan.........then we can have a Piers Morgan to go with our Bob Costas. That said, the cock n balls on mars is just our way of claiming it.

I wouldn't give Piers Morgan the honor of being the censor-word for Dick.

RealMiniDriver wrote:

yamaha wrote: I propose we filter "dick" with Piers Morgan.........then we can have a Piers Morgan to go with our Bob Costas. That said, the cock n balls on mars is just our way of claiming it.

I wouldn't give Piers Morgan the honor of being the censor-word for Dick.

phrase sensor.....the two word combination "small dick" could be replaced with Piers Morgan

In reply to JoeyM:

That would work

GameboyRMH wrote:

dculberson wrote: They may say "penis on mars," but I know the truth. The first donuts a Human made machine has done on another planet! WOOOO! Now to pave that bitch so we can do some burnouts.

Don't forget they did donuts and burnouts with the lunar rover.

Not a planet. ;-)