Interesting facts about the human body.

I am so glad I was not drinking or eating when I read this.. thankyou for the laughs!

4cylndrfury wrote: FACT: *The morning after some good draft beer, you* WILL *fart in the shower, thinking at that moment:*

that felt wonderful

*You will smile for approximately 7 seconds, satisfied with your comfort. Upon second 8, you will immediately realize the mistake you just made...now youre forced to marinate in a humid, 3'x6' prison cell of olfactory horrors you created yourself. The air does not circulate, the moist air seems to stick to your face....and then you realize:*

This EXACT scenario played out Saturday morning 2 weeks ago, Im an idiot for not remembering

Congratulations idiot, your memory sucks...

HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my gawd... Thanks for making me look like a jackass at work by laughing in front of everyone.

Height 5'9" (69")

Reach 6'2" (74")

Definitely part Ape!

My pinkie is longer than my nose, and I've got a positive ape index.

The_Jed wrote: Height 5'9" (69") Reach 6'2" (74") Definitely part Ape!

Jeff Monson absolutely has more simian left in him than your average person.

I also think i have those same measurements now that i think about it. Will double check when home. (Well, besides the bulk)

The dartos (wiki article with NSFW pic) and cremaster (wiki article with NSFW pic) muscles cause shrinkage