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porksboy
porksboy Dork
8/22/10 9:13 a.m.
DILYSI Dave wrote:
dinger wrote: I'm such a nerd.
This means you either are Liz, or you are her stalker. Which is it?

What will you do if your next car is a six speed?

Twin_Cam
Twin_Cam Dork
8/22/10 9:15 a.m.

On the side of my left calf. It should be noted that it is NOT the Piston Cup from Cars. Haha. Pixar stole the design for that from the same place I got my design, the logo of the Salt Lake Throttlers hot rod club.

And to add to the debate, people who go "Oh, you'll regret that" I say, "Yea, well I could die walking across the street tomorrow, and even if I don't, I doubt I'll go into the grave regretting something as silly as ink under my skin." My fiancee's mother (who hates me) thinks I'm automatically a convict because I have tattoos. Makes me sick to my stomach that there's people in the world like that.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/22/10 9:47 a.m.

96DXCivic
96DXCivic Dork
8/22/10 10:16 a.m.

I kinda want to get this tattooed on my chest.

alex
alex Dork
8/22/10 10:49 a.m.

I totally want this on mah belleh.

Do a Google image search of the phrase 'Learn Chinese the quick and easy way,' the language in the picture isn't Kosher on this board. But I want that on my left forearm so it scans properly when I've got it resting on the car window, but looks like random roundeye 'kanji' to most other observers.

And knuckle tats that read PAIN and LIFE - it's a pun, see, 'cause I'm a bread baker, and pain is bread in French. Maybe the 'I' should be a camouflaged baguette or something.

Yes, these are the stupid tattoos I want, because I think they're funny.

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
8/22/10 2:11 p.m.

I saw the ultimate tattoo this morning and I wish I was man enough to have photographed it to prove that I was in the presence of awesome.

Picture it, if you will, a Sunday morning in 7-11 here in Florida. I see a huge guy with big biceps. I notice that he's got a tattoo of a frosty mug of beer. Simple, to the point...I like that. Then I realize that it's got a topless girl jumping out the froth. Awesome. I love boobs too. We clearly have a lot in common. Then I notice that in a nice cursive font, it's also got the headline, "Titties n' Beer"

That's just so awesome, I can't stand it.

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
8/22/10 2:36 p.m.

Florida right?

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
8/22/10 4:41 p.m.
hobiercr wrote:
Grtechguy wrote: I'll just keep with my scars....they have better stories anyway
Amen to that brother.

Same here.

paul
paul Reader
8/22/10 6:02 p.m.

Neither of these are mine. I'd love to get a negative space style tattoo, obviously not as feminine as the first one, but wow it looks great!

Mr. Sanders:

JG Pasterjak
JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director
8/22/10 8:43 p.m.

No I don't have a tramp stamp. Per wishes.

I do have some ink on my wang, though. It says "Eat." But when I get excited it says "Eats."

Actually I do have a couple pieces on ink. Left arm has an illustration I did a zillion years ago that was in the magazine. I think it was for a story on choosing a machine shop. It's some gears and a printing registration mark. Right arm has a portrait of an eclectus we used to have that we got in very poor condition and eventually passed away after we fought for months to save her. It was the experience that drove home for me what a raw deal most companion parrots have gotten.

jg

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