Is that a shrimp in your pants?

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/orl-shrimp-pants-102008,0,6165172.story

You know, I'm not going to read the article. I don't think it could be any better than what's going through my mind already, especially with a URL that includes the phrase "shrimp-pants".

uhh umm

Ice makes the swelling go down Officer.

Classic case of supermarket seafood heist gone wrong. I remember another story about a guy who tried to 'pants' some live lobsters.

Sounds like someone was inspired by the movie "Bait".

"They're not shrimp.... They're PRAWNS!"

Better than crabs, I guess.

Maybe if they sprayed some FDS down there, it would have masked the odor.

Do they know about shrinkage?

I can only hope that the shrimp were already peeled because those suckers have some sharp parts.

ewww... he put them back....

Luke wrote: Classic case of supermarket seafood heist gone wrong. I remember another story about a guy who tried to 'pants' some live lobsters.

Did he end up with a Darwin Award, or merely an Honorable Mention?