David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
2/21/24 5:02 p.m.

While cleaning up her office last night, my wife walked over into mine.

“Here, I found this ChapStick for you.”

“Is it new?”

“No.”

And upon handing it to me, she walked back to her office. 

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
2/21/24 5:04 p.m.

Bonus points if she takes it back after a day or two.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
2/21/24 8:47 p.m.

Baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

No more.

Datsun240ZGuy
Datsun240ZGuy MegaDork
2/21/24 10:21 p.m.
Appleseed said:

Baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

No more.

Wait, Appleseed man

Could this be the Haiku thread?

You say don't hurt me?

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
2/21/24 11:14 p.m.

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