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Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/30/14 3:43 p.m.

In reply to N Sperlo:

You can't say something like that, and not tell us what really happened.

nicksta43
nicksta43 UberDork
6/30/14 6:40 p.m.

My stupidest one involved me cutting about one and a half inches deep and three inches long into my right Gastrocnemius muscle with a razor knife. Turns out those muscles are under a lot of tension and when you cut that deep into them it takes about three people and a lot of staples to get everything to close back up.

SkinnyG
SkinnyG Dork
6/30/14 6:59 p.m.
bravenrace wrote: I swear that every time I've hurt myself, there's been a little voice in my head just before it, saying "Hey, don't do that!", and I ignore it.

"The Safety Squint" is your body telling you that you need eye protection.

glueguy
glueguy HalfDork
6/30/14 7:08 p.m.
iadr wrote: I put on a pair of front American Racing 5spokes (hey I was early to the trend...lol). And, the wheel wouldn't turn, then it did- for about a half turn before it bound up again. "Hmm. Where's it touching?" I wondered....shuffle on my knees a bit closer, grab hold of a spoke and give it a good reef. Well, the wheel rotated rather freely right up until a finger tip or two ended up between the big spoke and caliper. Yeah, then it bound up a little.

ow, ow, OOOOWWWW. OK, this is funny. You just freed up a totally repressed memory of me as a young boy in the garage, my dad was doing something, I was a bit bored and spun a wheel and suddenly the session got very exciting. Man that hurt. I can't stop rubbing my finger right now.

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