Its past 8 Central. Has anyone been raptured?

Has anyone seen a rapture yet? Has anyone made use of a ZAV today?

Its 6 pacific time...it started raining that is about it.

6:22, PST. I'm still here. Guess it's back to work then.....

the good news is that I found a bar in Seattle that has $3 pints of pilsner urquell til 9pm :)

I got raptured. Santa Pietro told me that Yawveh really needed a cold brew. I told them it would take me at least 6 weeks to produce something good. They replied it didn't take more than 6-days to make something decent, and wouldn't accept that I was a perfectionist who wouldn't rush things.

So I got sent back.

The drag races got rained out, does that count?

man I wanted to catch that bus! someone asked me how my walk with the lord was, and I asked if that was a baseball term. I would just have to settle for that assertion, as I havent really swung for the fences this time around.

are you gonna eat that?

good news, theres internet in heaven!

But I'll bet all the porn is blocked. And the internet without porn is no internet at all.

I thought I got Raptured. Turns out I just had hard gas.