Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy.... =~(

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8514156/Top-Gear-star-Jeremy-Clarkson-is-driven-into-a-pornographic-pied-a-terre.html

Why is it newsworthy when celebrities cheat?

The guy isn't a religious or political figurehead, so there's nothing really hypocritical about it.

I'm in the, "Who cares?" camp.

I could see how a guy might be tempted...

I'm not seeing that it's actually been determined that he's cheated, anyways.

But yeah. Who gives a E36 M3? If he is, he is, and that's his problem.

I read that and it says nothing about him actually cheating. He just moved into a flat while TG is filming in London.

If I recall, he doesn't live in London normally. So...

Otherwise? I could care less, but I'd have to expend energy on working towards that goal and I'm too tired to care enough.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I could see how a guy might be tempted...

To what, think she's really a man?

Looks like someone hit her in the face with a shovel.

I don;t think she is THAT bad looking.. I certainly wouldn't say no

Looks like a Penelope Cruz look-a-like gone bad.

She's probably a solid 9 in England. There's a reason no one ever does a beer commercial with the English bikini team.

I don't know many people who would turn down offered sex from someone who isn't a hambeast.

As far as I know she hasn't offered me sex, and even if she had it would be awkward trying to sneak some needed bits from my wife's purse while she's carrying it so I'm free to judge away.

Grizz wrote: I don't know many people who would turn down offered sex from someone who isn't a hambeast.

Mmmmmmm.... ham.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Grizz wrote: I don't know many people who would turn down offered sex from someone who isn't a hambeast.

Mmmmmmm.... ham.

mmmmmm.... beast.

John Brown wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Grizz wrote: I don't know many people who would turn down offered sex from someone who isn't a hambeast.

Mmmmmmm.... ham.

mmmmmm.... beast.

I'm hungry. I could go for a beastly ham right now.

Wally wrote: She's probably a solid 9 in England. There's a reason no one ever does a beer commercial with the English bikini team.

It's not a very favourable photo of her either. And yes, over in the UK she's somewhere between a 9 and a 10, especially as high society women go.

I was under the impression that Clarkson did have a flat in West London anyway so I'm not sure quite what the fuss is about having a flat there.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I could see how a guy might be tempted...

To be honest she looks a bit like my fiances older sister.

BoxheadTim wrote: I was under the impression that Clarkson did have a flat in West London anyway so I'm not sure quite what the fuss is about having a flat there.

Pretty sure I read in one of his books that he does. Maybe he just stopped renting and purchased.

The mystery woman:

To all those who down rate her looks, post pics of your conquests or go down in history as purveyors of internet braggadocio.

Wow. Tough room.

I'm fortunate in that I, like Clarkson, am far too unattractive for a woman like that to ever put me in a situation that I'd have to explain to my wife, who I am amazed would have ever been interested in me in the first place. Unlike Clarkson, I'm fortunate not to have enough money to overcome that issue. However, if a woman were to put me in a situation like that, I sure would like her to look like that.

I liked this quote from the article:

Under the headline “ 'Things’ really aren’t what they used to be”, he wrote: “When I moved recently into an unfurnished flat I spent the first evening sitting on the floor, wondering what is essential and what, really, is not.

"I’d take my clothes to the launderette and let someone in a nylon overall wash them for me. I’d need some pornography as well, so that would mean I’d need an internet.”

Circumstantial evidence at best, and if he did, he wouldn't be the first or last

Lets air season 17 already!

You guys are harsh! Granted, she looks like a real bitch, but she's certainly not ugly.

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: Looks like a Penelope Cruz look-a-like gone bad.

That's what I thought!

Lesley wrote: You guys are harsh! Granted, she looks like a real bitch, but she's certainly not ugly.

There are still some of us who would look forward to being the next big disappointment in her life.