David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/7/13 2:13 p.m.

The things you learn: Knight Rider novels have been written.

JG and I are going to do some fanfic in our spare time.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
3/7/13 3:14 p.m.

"Oooooo, Michael," said KITT. "You have such a firm grip on my wheel..."

stafford1500
stafford1500 Reader
3/7/13 4:25 p.m.

Your going to upset the German fans
Unless you make him sing...
It's a good thing there is no audio on this board.

Ojala
Ojala Reader
3/7/13 9:05 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote: "Oooooo, Michael," said KITT. "You have such a firm grip on my wheel..."

Damn you! Now I have images in my head that bleach won't wash away!

SilverFleet
SilverFleet Dork
3/7/13 9:30 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote: "Oooooo, Michael," said KITT. "You have such a firm grip on my wheel..."

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Scarred for life... Scarred for life... Scarred for life...

(Rocking back and forth in my chair crying)

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
3/7/13 9:31 p.m.

God you people are weird. I will subscribe to watch this trainwreck continue, however.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
3/7/13 9:41 p.m.

"There's no need to shout, Michael. I'm all around you."

Wait, that's NightBoat, the crime solving boat.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/7/13 10:30 p.m.

JG did raise a good point: KITT can really only solve crime committed in places that have roads. I said that was nonsense.

Speaking of Knight Rider, I played this for JG today. I went to school with these dudes. Go here and play Theme to Knight Rider:

http://www.myspace.com/trenchcoatclub/music/songs/theme-from-knight-rider-24106030

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
3/8/13 8:29 a.m.

Knight Rider is great
I watched that show as a kid
Ejector seats rule!

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 HalfDork
3/8/13 8:34 a.m.

Gigantic, preposterous. Words used to describe Michael Knight's hairstyle.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
3/8/13 8:43 a.m.
moparman76_69 wrote: Gigantic, preposterous. Words used to describe Michael Knight's hairstyle.

It's art, isn't it? I worked with the singer at the radio station. He was a fountain of entertainment.

Powar
Powar Dork
3/8/13 9:21 a.m.
4cylndrfury wrote: Knight Rider is great I watched that show as a kid Ejector seats rule!

I had to count the syllables because I thought that you may have written the first ever Knight Rider haiku.

Gasoline
Gasoline Dork
3/8/13 9:43 a.m.

I've felt "KITT" was a poser, 'cause it paraded the saddest wheels on the planet

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
3/8/13 10:52 a.m.

Aerodynamics, man. How else can you do 300?

Gasoline
Gasoline Dork
3/8/13 11:08 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: Aerodynamics, man. How else can you do 300?

Eureka! I now get it! Tefflon wheels!

Duke
Duke PowerDork
3/8/13 11:29 a.m.
Gasoline wrote: I've felt "KITT" was a poser, 'cause it paraded the saddest wheels on the planet

No, the saddest wheels on the planet came a little later, when GM was in its "Lets tattoo all the copy from the sales brochure directly on every surface of the car" phase.

Jerry
Jerry Reader
3/8/13 11:52 a.m.

I almost bought a Trans Am around 1991 that had a KITT uh...kit installed. The broken t-top that was completely broke in half and siliconed back together scared me away.

racerfink
racerfink SuperDork
3/8/13 11:59 a.m.

They do show the original Knight Rider episodes on G4TV at noon eastern time.

Sky_Render
Sky_Render Dork
3/8/13 12:05 p.m.

"Oh, hai there."

I don't care if the second show stunk. I liked the Ford one better. Because it's a Ford.

CarKid1989
CarKid1989 SuperDork
3/8/13 1:31 p.m.

all i ever wanted was a kitt red light scanner for my car. Cant find one for cheap

nicksta43
nicksta43 Dork
3/8/13 8:40 p.m.
Sky_Render wrote: "Oh, hai there." I don't care if the second show stunk. I liked the Ford one better. Because it's a Ford.

And for that you shall be judged

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