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Woody
Woody MegaDork
11/19/12 11:07 a.m.

My brother in law has a Christmas party every year and it's usually one of the first ones of the season. Shortly after last year's event, he heard about "Ugly Sweater Parties" and immediately decided that it would be the theme for this year. I have spent the past year trying in vain to convince him that he is an idiot. But since no one ever seems to listen to my logic, his plan is going forward. So with that in mind, I decided that there would only be one sweater that would suffice. I bought a Big Lebowski sweater off of eBay.

Now, there are reproductions out there but they're not quite accurate.The genuine article sells for about $400 used. I was, however, able to find one listed by a seller who didn't know what he had and who wrote a description that flew below the radar. I picked it up for much less than the going rate and the plan was to wear it to the party, have it cleaned and then sell it for a profit.

But, damn, this is the warmest berkeleying thing that I have ever worn...

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
11/19/12 11:18 a.m.

FULL.OF.WIN

red5_02
red5_02 Reader
11/19/12 11:19 a.m.

Truly you are a god amongst us mortals. Do the dude proud.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
11/19/12 11:20 a.m.

I've partaken in a similar sweater, comfiest damn thing on earth.

JThw8
JThw8 PowerDork
11/19/12 11:30 a.m.

Hmm...I have been looking one of those for a less that $400 price. Depending on size and how much profit you want to make hit me up when you are ready to sell :)

Woody
Woody MegaDork
11/19/12 11:31 a.m.
JThw8 wrote: Hmm...I have been looking one of those for a less that $400 price. Depending on size and how much profit you want to make hit me up when you are ready to sell :)

Moral of the story is that I may have to keep it.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron PowerDork
11/19/12 11:32 a.m.

Abide.

JThw8
JThw8 PowerDork
11/19/12 11:39 a.m.
Woody wrote:
JThw8 wrote: Hmm...I have been looking one of those for a less that $400 price. Depending on size and how much profit you want to make hit me up when you are ready to sell :)
Moral of the story is that I may have to keep it.

Well there's nothing wrong with that either :) Enjoy!

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
11/19/12 11:41 a.m.

And you look a lot like Jeff Bridges while wearing it.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
11/19/12 11:44 a.m.

For anybody who might be shopping for one, I'd advise you to get one size larger than you might ordinarily buy. Most of the ones on eBay were Large. Mine is an XL. The sleeves are long, but the body is snug. A Large would have been too tight.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
11/19/12 11:44 a.m.

You should never take it off. It is fanberkeleyingtastic.

JohnInKansas
JohnInKansas HalfDork
11/19/12 11:46 a.m.

Really ties the room together?

dculberson
dculberson SuperDork
11/19/12 12:19 p.m.

The awesome thing about The Dude's outfits in that movie is that they were apparently straight out of Jeff Bridge's closet. He just went in there with the wardrobe person and they picked stuff out that looked right. He's got an even worse closet of clothes than I do.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
11/19/12 12:23 p.m.

Who was selling it? Larry Sellars? Little brat was stone wallin' me...

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy SuperDork
11/19/12 12:28 p.m.

That was a pretty common sweater around here when I was a kid. I think they are known as a siwash sweater.

Most were grey, but this one is cool.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance SuperDork
11/19/12 12:29 p.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: Who was selling it? Larry Sellars? Little brat was stone wallin' me...

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
11/19/12 12:32 p.m.
I have spent the past year trying in vain to convince him that he is an idiot. But since no one ever seems to listen to my logic, his plan is going forward. So with that in mind, I decided that there would only be one sweater that would suffice.

At what point during the year did you decide that you also wanted to be an idiot?

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
11/19/12 12:32 p.m.
Anti-stance wrote:
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: Who was selling it? Larry Sellars? Little brat was stone wallin' me...

Anti-stance
Anti-stance SuperDork
11/19/12 12:35 p.m.

In reply to DukeOfUndersteer:

Well played sir!

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
11/19/12 12:37 p.m.

In reply to Anti-stance:

And Woody, don't meet a stranger in the Alps.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
11/19/12 12:45 p.m.
Zomby Woof wrote:
I have spent the past year trying in vain to convince him that he is an idiot. But since no one ever seems to listen to my logic, his plan is going forward. So with that in mind, I decided that there would only be one sweater that would suffice.
At what point during the year did you decide that you also wanted to be an idiot?

Hey pal, I was born an idiot...

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 PowerDork
11/19/12 12:54 p.m.

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! "
You know, you must now spend the entire party drinking White Russians

Sky_Render
Sky_Render HalfDork
11/19/12 2:06 p.m.

What's so idiotic about an ugly sweater party?

Xceler8x
Xceler8x UltraDork
11/19/12 2:15 p.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! " You know, you must now spend the entire party drinking White Russians

That and being a nihilist.

"Ve are nihilists. Ve beliefe in nudding Lebowski."

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer UltimaDork
11/19/12 2:19 p.m.

In reply to Xceler8x:

Ah, nice marmot...

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