FlightService
FlightService HalfDork
5/18/11 12:14 p.m.

Dream MILF auctions road trip in Porsche — and herself

So instead of Craigslist now they just use E-Bay?

Screen shot since E-Bay didn't want to be associated with such things. (auction is down)

MitchellC
MitchellC Dork
5/18/11 12:21 p.m.

I hope she ends up with a real Quasimodo.

z31maniac
z31maniac SuperDork
5/18/11 12:39 p.m.

She's already worked enough to buy a Porsche.

Thoroughly used goods, show up anywhere in that ad?

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/18/11 12:50 p.m.

Notice there's no picture of the woman.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
5/18/11 1:01 p.m.
MitchellC wrote: I hope she ends up with a real Quasimodo.

Hey now... wait NOT Quasi Mofo... carry on.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
5/18/11 2:39 p.m.

Mrs Aussie may not be be very enthusiastic about that auction.

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle New Reader
5/18/11 3:20 p.m.

Ive never been that desperate to sell a car...or get laid...and Im married! I wonder if you get a "reach around" for taking a test drive?

FlightService
FlightService HalfDork
5/18/11 3:45 p.m.

There is a picture of her in the top left of the photo on the jalopnik article. Not bad, not great but not bad.

She isn't selling the car, just a "ride" for the weekend in it.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
5/18/11 3:45 p.m.

Crikey... if one of you wants to buy my Dak, I'll drive as far as Mosport with you. Far as I know there are no helicopters or chateaus in the vicinity, but I'd spring for an order of fries from the chip truck.

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle New Reader
5/18/11 4:51 p.m.

Oh, I wanted a 911 and crabs!

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
5/18/11 5:05 p.m.
carguy123 wrote: Notice there's no picture of the woman.

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/18/11 5:12 p.m.
JoeyM wrote:
carguy123 wrote: Notice there's no picture of the woman.

OK, but if I bought the weekend once she stepped out of the water everything below the waterline would be large enough not to fit well in the car. That's just my luck.

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
5/18/11 5:15 p.m.

Strizzo
Strizzo SuperDork
5/19/11 10:20 a.m.

In reply to carguy123:

this is posted in the jalopnik comments:

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
5/19/11 10:58 a.m.
Strizzo wrote: In reply to carguy123: this is posted in the jalopnik comments:

SEE! I WAS RIGHT!

Woody
Woody SuperDork
5/19/11 11:36 a.m.
Strizzo wrote: In reply to carguy123: this is posted in the jalopnik comments:

The helicopter had better not be one of those stealth Blackhawks from the Bin Laden compound. I hear that they're quiet, but don't generate quite as much lift.

oldsaw
oldsaw SuperDork
5/19/11 12:34 p.m.
Woody wrote:
Strizzo wrote: In reply to carguy123: this is posted in the jalopnik comments:
The helicopter had better not be one of those stealth Blackhawks from the Bin Laden compound. I hear that they're quiet, but don't generate quite as much lift.

That's from a Google Earth satellite sweep; it focused on the biggest target.

Supercoupe
Supercoupe HalfDork
5/20/11 11:16 a.m.

or you could be involved in a stolen Porsche/drug smuggling plan across Europe, who would look for it in a convoy of happy couples motoring to a race togetherbout in the open......if you get caught the bitch screams kidnapping and rape and you get nailed for the stolen/illegal goods while she disappears as the victim...

Nah, I'll just hop in the family truckster with the missus and head to the local circle track instead.

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