This is a simple test to find out whether you are a man. Would you rather have a gatling gun or a missile launcher on your daily driver?
Did you answer yet? Do you want to know if you are a man?
It simple -- you are a man if you didn't question the need for EITHER of these things on your car.
For the record, I think I'd go with the gatling gun.
Gatling gun. Too hard to reload a missile launcher on the fly.
Gatling Gun all the way. Are we talking a Civil War-era wagon wheeled one or a more modern version?
SilverFleet wrote: Gatling Gun all the way. Are we talking a Civil War-era wagon wheeled one or a more modern version?
I'm hoping GE belt-fed a'la Jesse Ventura in Predator.
Gatling gun. Just can't beat a large volume of projectiles...
Missiles let you turn a few cars into giant messy road-blocking fireballs until you run out of them, a gatling gun lets you disable many troublesome cars with less collateral damage.
ZOO wrote: It simple -- you are a man if you didn't question the need for EITHER of these things on your car.
A man would never ask that question. He would punch a hole thru the chest of someone who did ask that question then mount the sucking chest wound and fill it with his seed.
A man with compensation issues thinks of such things. I just keep 3ft of logging chain in my trunk.
The right answer of course is:
Missile Gatling Gun!!!
mndsm wrote:SilverFleet wrote: Gatling Gun all the way. Are we talking a Civil War-era wagon wheeled one or a more modern version?I'm hoping GE belt-fed a'la Jesse Ventura in Predator.
YEAH! That's what I'm talking about! I want a rainforest-destroying Gatling Gun if at all possible! In fact, I'd like a small bubble turret attached to the roof of my Mazda with Jesse and his gun in there at all times, just in case.
It will turn my car into a sexual tyrannosaurus!!!
I guess that I am not a man, because I have never shared the gun fetish.
Me neither but I can appreciate the thought of shredding slowpokes and other road nuisances with a machine gun
Mitchell wrote: I guess that I am not a man, because I have never shared the gun fetish.
That's OK, we will put you down for the missile launcher then.
I think I am going to need an awfully big vehicle to DD.......
"Why?" you might ask.......Because berkeley you! It smells like nuclear waste recycling everytime.
In reply to yamaha:
I "+1" your post just for the GAU-8 Avenger love. 
Um... I answered "both". Why limit yourself to just one option?
Why can't I have both?
Well, obviously I'm not a man because I want a flame thrower ON THE BACK to burn off the tailgaters.
yamaha wrote: I think I am going to need an awfully big vehicle to DD.......
That was what immediately popped into my head, too...
Real men don't need to take tests to see if they are men.
Hmm, can I settle for some sort of rooftop mounted minigun turret on the Vic?
In reply to Javelin:
Holy E36 M3, that one is out of an Alaskan squadron.......
I would like one of these.
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