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Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/13/13 3:23 p.m.

Gatling. With tracers of course.

RossD
RossD PowerDork
8/13/13 3:48 p.m.
ZOO wrote: This is a simple test to find out whether you are a man. Would you rather have a gatling gun or a missile launcher on your daily driver? Did you answer yet? Do you want to know if you are a man? It simple -- you are a man if you didn't question the need for EITHER of these things on your car. For the record, I think I'd go with the gatling gun.

I completely disagree. A man does not need or want to destroy everything that bothers him. Quite the opposite. A man deals with the cards dealt to him, with respect, with regards to himself and his surroundings.

Babies throw tantrums and break stuff when it doesn't go their way.

Now if you had only asked which would you own, I'd pick the gatling gun. Actually a M134 because my AR is chambered for .308 already.

The whole 'mount on the DD' makes it sound like you can't cope with the stress of driving to work or something. Man up and deal with it.

SilverFleet
SilverFleet SuperDork
8/13/13 3:56 p.m.

Getting way too serious in here....

RossD
RossD PowerDork
8/13/13 4:05 p.m.

Sorry.

oldtin
oldtin UltraDork
8/13/13 4:11 p.m.

Mrs. Oldtin sez, machine guns are for girls. Club or bare hands for a man's man.

Conquest351
Conquest351 UltraDork
8/13/13 4:20 p.m.

I'd love to have a gatling gun mounted on the ol' P71. That would be super sweet. Road borne idiots would be at an all time low!

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
8/13/13 4:47 p.m.

Will
Will Dork
8/13/13 6:14 p.m.
Javelin wrote:

You know that "what would you do if you were a billionaire" thread?

Um, I'd do this.

The Confederate Air Force is gonna be even more awesome if the .gov lets them buy some of these things when they're retired.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy SuperDork
8/13/13 6:32 p.m.

I feel very comfortable and secure in my manlines, and don't need or want a weapon fixed to my car. That being said; Gatlin gun all day.

Now if it ever became socially acceptable to act out on violent road rage related impulses I would prefer a full contact method, using something like a hybrid combination of Herkimer Battle Jitney and Dakar rally truck.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
8/13/13 6:39 p.m.

Loves me some rally truck

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
8/13/13 6:54 p.m.

See, I misread this. I want a Tommy Gun in a violin case the back seat of my car.

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
8/13/13 7:00 p.m.

If you post a pic of GAU-8, it needs to be this:

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
8/13/13 7:21 p.m.
RossD wrote: I completely disagree. A man does not need or want to destroy everything that bothers him. Quite the opposite. A man deals with the cards dealt to him, with respect, with regards to himself and his surroundings. Babies throw tantrums and break stuff when it doesn't go their way. Now if you had only asked which would you own, I'd pick the gatling gun. Actually a M134 because my AR is chambered for .308 already. The whole 'mount on the DD' makes it sound like you can't cope with the stress of driving to work or something. Man up and deal with it.

Stop being such a Bob Costas and answer the damn question.......otherwise you'll have Arnold calling you a "Gurly Man"

Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
8/13/13 7:24 p.m.

I would say a simple man test is if you can put a spare on your car and actually would. I see too many pretty boys that can't change a tire. Sad.

For the record, I have shot the M2 and the MK19. Tough to chose between the two. The energy you can feel coming from the M2 or the devastation you are putting down range with the MK19.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
8/13/13 7:43 p.m.
Mitchell wrote: I guess that I am not a man, because I have never shared the gun fetish.

... says the man whose avatar wears leather.

fujioko
fujioko Reader
8/13/13 8:40 p.m.

Hellfire missiles weigh about 110 pounds each. Realistically three of them would over burden my underpowered Miata.

Gatling gun was my first choice anyway..

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
8/13/13 9:36 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: Well, obviously I'm not a man because I want a flame thrower ON THE BACK to burn off the tailgaters.

I just want oilslicks... more fun

barrowcadbury
barrowcadbury Reader
8/13/13 11:00 p.m.
mad_machine wrote:
EastCoastMojo wrote: Well, obviously I'm not a man because I want a flame thrower ON THE BACK to burn off the tailgaters.
I just want oilslicks... more fun

ZOO
ZOO SuperDork
8/14/13 7:40 a.m.
RossD wrote:
ZOO wrote: This is a simple test to find out whether you are a man. Would you rather have a gatling gun or a missile launcher on your daily driver? Did you answer yet? Do you want to know if you are a man? It simple -- you are a man if you didn't question the need for EITHER of these things on your car. For the record, I think I'd go with the gatling gun.
I completely disagree. A man does not need or want to destroy everything that bothers him. Quite the opposite. A man deals with the cards dealt to him, with respect, with regards to himself and his surroundings. Babies throw tantrums and break stuff when it doesn't go their way. Now if you had only asked which would you own, I'd pick the gatling gun. Actually a M134 because my AR is chambered for .308 already. The whole 'mount on the DD' makes it sound like you can't cope with the stress of driving to work or something. Man up and deal with it.

I think you are misreading the intent. With great power comes great responsibility. WANTING a Gatling gun on my car doesn't necessarily equate to WANTING to obliterate everything in my path. If you own an AR, I am sure you are familiar with how that argument has been used against your right to own it.

I have a high HP car for the street. It doesn't mean that I want to use that power in my DD activities. But it is there . . .

MCarp22
MCarp22 HalfDork
8/14/13 8:19 a.m.
XKCD said: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve UltimaDork
8/14/13 8:53 a.m.

Can I haz one of these slung under my jacked-up Raptor?

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
8/14/13 9:00 a.m.
ZOO wrote: I have a high HP car for the street. It doesn't mean that I want to use that power in my DD activities. But it is there . . .

What? I totally want to use all the power of my sportscar in my DD activities. I just refrain from using all the power.

DoctorBlade
DoctorBlade UltraDork
8/14/13 9:00 a.m.

I've always thought about Photon Torpedoes, a la Star Trek would be awesome.

Conquest351
Conquest351 UltraDork
8/14/13 9:21 a.m.
MCarp22 wrote:
XKCD said: If I mounted a GAU-8 on my car, put the car in neutral, and started firing backward from a standstill, I would be breaking the interstate speed limit in less than three seconds.

LOVE IT!! Stolen and on my FB now.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
8/14/13 10:26 a.m.
ZOO wrote:
RossD wrote:
ZOO wrote: This is a simple test to find out whether you are a man. Would you rather have a gatling gun or a missile launcher on your daily driver? Did you answer yet? Do you want to know if you are a man? It simple -- you are a man if you didn't question the need for EITHER of these things on your car. For the record, I think I'd go with the gatling gun.
I completely disagree. A man does not need or want to destroy everything that bothers him. Quite the opposite. A man deals with the cards dealt to him, with respect, with regards to himself and his surroundings. Babies throw tantrums and break stuff when it doesn't go their way. Now if you had only asked which would you own, I'd pick the gatling gun. Actually a M134 because my AR is chambered for .308 already. The whole 'mount on the DD' makes it sound like you can't cope with the stress of driving to work or something. Man up and deal with it.
I think you are misreading the intent. With great power comes great responsibility. WANTING a Gatling gun on my car doesn't necessarily equate to WANTING to obliterate everything in my path. If you own an AR, I am sure you are familiar with how that argument has been used against your right to own it. I have a high HP car for the street. It doesn't mean that I want to use that power in my DD activities. But it is there . . .

I would definitely want to OBLITERATE everything in my path, my actual use may be a little more subjective...... or not.

You figure out if my wife said "No." last night.

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